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Danilo Metzger
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Got tired of X. Threads kinda suck. Still there though. Why are you reading this? Ok, I tell you a tiny bit about me. First responder. There
Waiting for that line!
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January 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I have a theory....
January 13, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Don't look at me, I have a minimalist home. Declutered a while ago. For about 8 years ago, spot on
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Venezuelan cheese to a lactose intollerant makes it worse! I know, I'm also lactose intollerant. Put in onions and beans and the "weapon" is complete! 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Venezuela should give free arepas to an invading force. Those will fill you up fast and the food coma is unbelievable. No soldier will be able to fight and no shots will have been fired 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Clouds here in Stockholm. The unlimited irony to live fairly north in Europe, work a friggin night shift and CLOUDS!!!
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Looks like the flaps weren't extended and the aircraft entered a stall
June 12, 2025 at 10:32 AM