Cory Booker

Anyone else watching American Primeval? Because, oh my god

Say what you will about Gilderoy Lockhart. At least those kids had a goddamn teacher around for that year’s annual death-defying Voldemort showdown

Shocked by how decently Mrs. Doubtfire holds up…horrifying implications of your deadbeat ex-husband re-insinuating himself in your life under false pretenses aside

If the shoe fits, I’m going to put it on, maybe walk in it a while

I left the house yesterday!

So how about those sunny days, you guys. Might leave the house today

Here’s another one for the void

I’m just going to keep posting here to make things happen I guess

Hi, I’m having a midlife crisis. Hope that’s ok