Should be more like. You get to eat like the pig we already know you are. Just fully giving into your bestial instincts. No limit on what you wear, or how you eat. Utensils are there but get tossed away as soon as you sit down. No manners, no restrictions. Just loads of meat and various juices.

I just use plastic utensils myself since I hate doing the dishes, but the Knork is honestly an interesting idea. At least for dicing your meal quickly into managable bites.

I pay attention to them, but only cause I always wanna make sure I get the highest calorie version of whatever I'm getting. If I'm buying it, I want it to be the least healthy option as possible.

Well, I mean, he could be earning badgers, too. He's probably had the chance to have fun with a few.

I have indeed! Works wonderfully!
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