Daniel Wolden
@danielwolden.bsky.social
Love fully. Take no shit.
I need a rich friend to send me to England in August please.
January 28, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I need a rich friend to send me to England in August please.
I’m going to move your poem from the the copy of Sweet Zen to the box it originated it from.
January 26, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I’m going to move your poem from the the copy of Sweet Zen to the box it originated it from.
I swear this isn’t on purpose.
January 26, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I swear this isn’t on purpose.
Just a reminder, to paraphrase Jay Edidin, Magneto had some valid fucking points.
January 26, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Just a reminder, to paraphrase Jay Edidin, Magneto had some valid fucking points.
The one advantage of being laid off; I’d be a fucking monster in the workplace about the state of the country right now.
January 26, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The one advantage of being laid off; I’d be a fucking monster in the workplace about the state of the country right now.
Miles is playing with his friends on Roblox and hear him,
Miles: I got a monocle, I’m British now!
Friend: You’re not British.
Miles: BEANS ON TOAST! BEANS ON TOAST!
Miles: I got a monocle, I’m British now!
Friend: You’re not British.
Miles: BEANS ON TOAST! BEANS ON TOAST!
January 26, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Miles is playing with his friends on Roblox and hear him,
Miles: I got a monocle, I’m British now!
Friend: You’re not British.
Miles: BEANS ON TOAST! BEANS ON TOAST!
Miles: I got a monocle, I’m British now!
Friend: You’re not British.
Miles: BEANS ON TOAST! BEANS ON TOAST!
Who the fuck are you talking to?
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 24, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Who the fuck are you talking to?
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“don’t give them what they want”
they are manufacturing their justifications post-hoc. they are already doing what they want. you are not responsible for the actions of your oppressor. you are only responsible for keeping your neighbors safe and that will always be seen as defiance
they are manufacturing their justifications post-hoc. they are already doing what they want. you are not responsible for the actions of your oppressor. you are only responsible for keeping your neighbors safe and that will always be seen as defiance
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
“don’t give them what they want”
they are manufacturing their justifications post-hoc. they are already doing what they want. you are not responsible for the actions of your oppressor. you are only responsible for keeping your neighbors safe and that will always be seen as defiance
they are manufacturing their justifications post-hoc. they are already doing what they want. you are not responsible for the actions of your oppressor. you are only responsible for keeping your neighbors safe and that will always be seen as defiance
What charity org is doing the most work against ICE right now? Or needs donations? Where is the most helpful place to put my money?
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
What charity org is doing the most work against ICE right now? Or needs donations? Where is the most helpful place to put my money?
Watching Traitors with the wife and…Lisa Rinna thinks her acting career is why people know who she is, not being on Housewives?
January 24, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Watching Traitors with the wife and…Lisa Rinna thinks her acting career is why people know who she is, not being on Housewives?
I somehow lost my Animal Crossing save file. :(
January 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I somehow lost my Animal Crossing save file. :(
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I‘m never sure if Galvatron is an official transformer, as he’s only sometimes cannon.
January 17, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I‘m never sure if Galvatron is an official transformer, as he’s only sometimes cannon.
Oh, you like the Mets? Cute. These four teenagers from NYC are fans of an OG New York team.
January 17, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Oh, you like the Mets? Cute. These four teenagers from NYC are fans of an OG New York team.
Still unable to resist themed versions of Clue.
January 17, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Still unable to resist themed versions of Clue.
My last Goodwill haul while I’m unemployed. Had to get something for the boys, so we went on a 50% off day.
January 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
My last Goodwill haul while I’m unemployed. Had to get something for the boys, so we went on a 50% off day.
Bay Area sports teams? Enough with the Full House parodies. Unless you “Too Many Cooks” it.
January 16, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Bay Area sports teams? Enough with the Full House parodies. Unless you “Too Many Cooks” it.
We have an amazing, supportive, wonderful group of teachers and staff at my youngest school. At his IEP meeting today, they all turned to us and said, “We all love him very much…and agree there’s a darkness inside him we need need to figure out.”
January 15, 2026 at 4:53 AM
We have an amazing, supportive, wonderful group of teachers and staff at my youngest school. At his IEP meeting today, they all turned to us and said, “We all love him very much…and agree there’s a darkness inside him we need need to figure out.”
Nothing is funnier than those videos where they give a baby a fake knife.
January 13, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Nothing is funnier than those videos where they give a baby a fake knife.
Finally saw One Battle After Another last night. It was really good. But it’s not even close to Sinners.
January 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Finally saw One Battle After Another last night. It was really good. But it’s not even close to Sinners.
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Just remembered I can draw whatever I want
January 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Just remembered I can draw whatever I want
I put on Little Shop of Horrors to watch with Jackson, only to discover the version I have on the server has the original ending. I didn’t know they even released it.
January 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I put on Little Shop of Horrors to watch with Jackson, only to discover the version I have on the server has the original ending. I didn’t know they even released it.
I am almost 50 year old, and I think learning to play the guitar, something I have tried to do since I was 16, would fucking heal me.
January 9, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I am almost 50 year old, and I think learning to play the guitar, something I have tried to do since I was 16, would fucking heal me.
The world is falling apart, and I’m feeling really hopeless lately…but have y’all seen how Ryan Seacrest look lately?
January 9, 2026 at 5:25 AM
The world is falling apart, and I’m feeling really hopeless lately…but have y’all seen how Ryan Seacrest look lately?
Watching The Darjeeling Limited for the first time. Five minutes in, this is gonna be Orientalist as hell, isn’t it?
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Watching The Darjeeling Limited for the first time. Five minutes in, this is gonna be Orientalist as hell, isn’t it?
I think this is the year I get way more into Midwestern Emo.
January 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I think this is the year I get way more into Midwestern Emo.