Daniel Tunnard
@danieltunnard.bsky.social
Obsolete translator.
Mid-career writer.
41st-best Scrabble player in the world (in Spanish).
https://linktr.ee/danieltunnard
Mid-career writer.
41st-best Scrabble player in the world (in Spanish).
https://linktr.ee/danieltunnard
Are you in Stoke-on-Trent?
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Are you in Stoke-on-Trent?
A key thing to remember is dogs can't climb, so build lots of high platforms into your living space
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
A key thing to remember is dogs can't climb, so build lots of high platforms into your living space
I don't have these but I do have two bidets
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I don't have these but I do have two bidets
You haven't got carpets, have you?
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You haven't got carpets, have you?
I think more likely to chase rather than eat, if he's anything like ours. Only one way to find out!
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I think more likely to chase rather than eat, if he's anything like ours. Only one way to find out!
Not sure having a baby with a lurcher is going to work either but we'll see what happens
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Not sure having a baby with a lurcher is going to work either but we'll see what happens
We had two cats who were then joined by 3 dogs, one a lurcher from a puppy, who were supposed to be kept outside, so the success may have lain in it being the cats' territory originally
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
We had two cats who were then joined by 3 dogs, one a lurcher from a puppy, who were supposed to be kept outside, so the success may have lain in it being the cats' territory originally
When you get a little tray, the lurcher will eat the cat poo. One day they'll be licking your face and you'll go "hang on..."
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
When you get a little tray, the lurcher will eat the cat poo. One day they'll be licking your face and you'll go "hang on..."
Our lurcher is such a cunt and will live to 30
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Our lurcher is such a cunt and will live to 30
Dogs are cunts
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Dogs are cunts
For the record, in 2022 while dining at my sister's house, Charlie got on the table and stole my naan. I will not mourn his death.
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
For the record, in 2022 while dining at my sister's house, Charlie got on the table and stole my naan. I will not mourn his death.
Fuck those cunts
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Fuck those cunts
Sit outside Kings Place, 90 York Way, London, N1 9GU
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Sit outside Kings Place, 90 York Way, London, N1 9GU
I copied this off a stand-up I saw in Sheffield in 1995 who said he put the Guardian inside a bongo mag because he lives on a rough estate. This was back when you were allowed to make jokes at poor people's expense.
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I copied this off a stand-up I saw in Sheffield in 1995 who said he put the Guardian inside a bongo mag because he lives on a rough estate. This was back when you were allowed to make jokes at poor people's expense.
I notice Rob Palk hasn't posted any np jazz posts on here for a long time. Will assume it's because he now has a girlfriend and the performative jazz liking worked.
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I notice Rob Palk hasn't posted any np jazz posts on here for a long time. Will assume it's because he now has a girlfriend and the performative jazz liking worked.
Was going to put "jazz mag" but people might think I'm performatively into jazz, like that Rob Palk
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Was going to put "jazz mag" but people might think I'm performatively into jazz, like that Rob Palk
See what I do is put my book inside a bongo mag so no one can see I'm reading a book
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
See what I do is put my book inside a bongo mag so no one can see I'm reading a book
I replied immediately but did this again bsky.app/profile/dani...
Can you give us an example of Twee inspirational illustrated mindwank for adults?
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I replied immediately but did this again bsky.app/profile/dani...
That station already exists es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parada_...
Parada Las Malvinas - Wikipedia, la enciclopedia libre
es.wikipedia.org
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
That station already exists es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parada_...