The concentration of the caloric substance would either have to be so great as to damage the mucosal lining in the airway (juice is usually acidic) or be so low as to be overcome by the caloric expenditure of breathing.

I think proper reform needs to include aggressive transparency disclosures on prices, costs, and fees. Start with Part D plans and managed Medicaid, since public dollars do flow into those programs.

There's a road in Lancaster, CA where the highway rumble strips play the William Tell Overture when you drive over them at 55. South Korea has warning rumble strips on some dangerous highways that play "Mary Had a Little Lamb" if you start driving onto the shoulder.

The touchpad would have to be a little bigger, IMHO.

Eh, his head is so big to begin with that he already thinks he’s a genius. Elmo Syndrome.