Dan Brennan
@danieltbrennan.bsky.social
Los Angeles-based museum software developer. Fan of the New York Mets and hardcore/punk music.
Oh no Eric, I've planned a far greater reward for you.
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Oh no Eric, I've planned a far greater reward for you.
Putting it out now but next Halloween I will need two people to join me in a group costume as the entomologists from Silence of the Lambs.
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Putting it out now but next Halloween I will need two people to join me in a group costume as the entomologists from Silence of the Lambs.
You can follow the shitty government on here or you can consider the beauty of this 24 pinball machine. The choice is yours.
October 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You can follow the shitty government on here or you can consider the beauty of this 24 pinball machine. The choice is yours.
Simply put, you can't be this guy
October 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Simply put, you can't be this guy
Is this young man ok?
October 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Is this young man ok?
Every few months I dip into the Chipotle reddit which is one of the more insane online communities I have ever seen. A forum of people who believe there is a secret hack to getting the bowl from the commercial.
October 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Every few months I dip into the Chipotle reddit which is one of the more insane online communities I have ever seen. A forum of people who believe there is a secret hack to getting the bowl from the commercial.
This is the funniest possible thing to put in a fundraising text that you just sent to a bunch of people who mostly think you are out of touch and exhibit poor judgment.
October 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This is the funniest possible thing to put in a fundraising text that you just sent to a bunch of people who mostly think you are out of touch and exhibit poor judgment.
One thing I will be happy about when this @mlb season ends is no longer having to see these deranged commercials for what appears to be a pellet gun to protect you from antifa
September 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
One thing I will be happy about when this @mlb season ends is no longer having to see these deranged commercials for what appears to be a pellet gun to protect you from antifa
Dreaming of a Twisted Metal reboot set in Bed-Stuy where I can play as that van or this one.
August 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Dreaming of a Twisted Metal reboot set in Bed-Stuy where I can play as that van or this one.
His career "2000s MLB journeyman pitcher child names above replacement" is unmatched
August 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
His career "2000s MLB journeyman pitcher child names above replacement" is unmatched
When you got the special Nobel for ruining everything
August 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
When you got the special Nobel for ruining everything
Saw a celebrity in person today
July 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Saw a celebrity in person today
"I knew it! Why would they have Taiwan's national expo in another country?"
July 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"I knew it! Why would they have Taiwan's national expo in another country?"
You could say I'm a supporter of the arts
July 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You could say I'm a supporter of the arts
The funniest conceivable end to that thread.
June 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The funniest conceivable end to that thread.
Bona-fide. A mix of cuts from Rigged and Monroe Doctrine.
June 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Bona-fide. A mix of cuts from Rigged and Monroe Doctrine.
I took this one to college with me. Did not meet a lot of girls.
June 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I took this one to college with me. Did not meet a lot of girls.
*pounding on my desk*
BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN (the gaming chair)
BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN (the gaming chair)
June 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
*pounding on my desk*
BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN (the gaming chair)
BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN (the gaming chair)
It's very funny how clearly 60 seconds after this someone whispered in his ear "if you don't send in the marines they'll call you weak"
June 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It's very funny how clearly 60 seconds after this someone whispered in his ear "if you don't send in the marines they'll call you weak"
Another "journalist" pushing a pro-Robotnik agenda
May 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Another "journalist" pushing a pro-Robotnik agenda