Past Shamst, Corn. No one gives a fuck anymore. The Epstein Files, Jack Smith, 2 prior impeachments, 34 felonies, how many bankruptcies before his current crypto heist, and enough sexual misconduct allegations to damn damn near anyone else. We are so far through the looking glass. Happy New Year!🖖🏻

Teasing people with a good time…

I’m sure those were all unmanned air defense systems they blew up. Or it was just the janitorial crew. I don’t think FIFA cares about them.

2026 is how old? This is gonna be another shit year.✌🏻

I’m just happy it rained and is raining so hopefully nothing catches fire. The size of the shit going off in my neighborhood is ridiculous this year.

The slogan I remember most from an old family New Year’s party was “Meat On Sticks in ‘96” while eating kabobs. How quaint things were…Happy New Year’s!

How much do the Giants want for their 1st rounder should be the only question asked in Pittsburgh once the Steelers offseason starts.

Nicely Done! And nice plan. I still need a little Citalopram pill on the daily, but I dropped 90 pounds when I started working at a dispensary and became an open, full time pothead. Though I had been a semi-closeted one for 25 years. I blame Catholic School. It’s such a cool🪴.✌🏻

Waking and Baking is the only way I can get through a day. But I use weed like it’s a Xanax with ibuprofen. 🤷🏼‍♂️🖖🏻

Watched an extra on my iTunes copy about letterboxing that showed off how vhs pan and scan worked. Talk about transporting me back to Christmas Past…✌🏻

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Lifetime Stadium Ban coming right up! What an asshole.

I love his movies, but it sure seems like he can be a real prick in person. Pedestals are for statues, not people.🤷🏼‍♂️✌🏻

As a Steelers fan I’m recovering from a heart attack…Sweet Christmas!

So many people expect to be able to say anything they want without facing any consequences. I’m thinking DK feels fine about his actions. Whatever the consequences may be. I’m sure the sober gentleman he was chatting with will let us know what really happened.🤷🏼‍♂️🖖🏻

I kind of enjoy getting a bot when I call. A switch flips and I just berate it long enough for a human to come on. Normally after letting it know Skynet would be ashamed of it. The little things…

We are NOT in the era of accountability. But at least now felons can dream of being president.✌🏻

Prefer weed spam to hearing aid spam. Been getting that shit for years and oh it’s pissed me off. Nothing wrong with the ears. I need something I’ll ask. Over the years it’s led to other needless old folk spam medical ads - taunting. But for me, it started with the hearing aids. Bastards.✌🏻

Sounds like RFK was aiming for a variation on waterboarding…once the algorithm knows your kink, dude.✌🏻