Someone found Gaetz’s alt.

(ICE agent points a rifle at a scared middle manager and threatens him until he buys a Prada handbag)

Musk is one of the most incurious people on the planet. I doubt he has even read the back cover of a book in at least 15 years.

Also, I regularly listen to books at 2.5x to 3x. Does this mean I am more super alpha than Musk and I deserve his entire tillion $ pay?

I do like how they give a definitive origin story for Count Chocula with the family in the forest.

At this point I assume even if it was legally required to be done first, the GOP will just “forget” to put it in the agenda every day for the next two years.

Every time Gail signs a book Gambit sighs and narcs on a fellow x-man.

Could this be him testing the waters and getting the SC to agree that the president can also pardon state crimes?

Lol. He litterally read out loud the "state your name" instructions.

This. It is abundantly clear a vast majority of Americans hate what Trump is doing. Caving in now makes everything worse for all of us.

The only way to win is to push back.

Yup. Mortgage pricing will absolutely increase so the monthly cost won’t change for most folks.

I am sure they are guaranteeing they still pay themselves.

Isn’t it also seeing a sales slump?

Every single person who voted for this will regret it.

And I am confident that Musk will found a way to earn the pay package while not meeting several of the key metrics.