Daniel Platt
@danielplatt.bsky.social
I howl into the void about video game development, lefty politics and (most of all) Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. Level Designer.
It's a hell of a shot by Eze but this is so obviously offside from at least two arsenal players? What the hell? The big reason Vicario sees it late and is super close but can't get his hand behind it in time?
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It's a hell of a shot by Eze but this is so obviously offside from at least two arsenal players? What the hell? The big reason Vicario sees it late and is super close but can't get his hand behind it in time?
I made this today, I feel like I improved on Rockwell's original. It's free for you to use:
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I made this today, I feel like I improved on Rockwell's original. It's free for you to use:
This weekend is rapidly improving
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This weekend is rapidly improving
Yeah, Denmark vs Sweden is the biggest one I'd say, he definitely started out on minus!
October 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Yeah, Denmark vs Sweden is the biggest one I'd say, he definitely started out on minus!
with the way the internet and search engines are caving in under ai slop and hypercentralization I am actually starting to unironically feel like this:
October 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
with the way the internet and search engines are caving in under ai slop and hypercentralization I am actually starting to unironically feel like this:
it would be very much in line with our transfer window so far that these go straight to daniel levys inbox and the e-mail accepting the latest savinho bid then got buried under all the hate mail
August 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
it would be very much in line with our transfer window so far that these go straight to daniel levys inbox and the e-mail accepting the latest savinho bid then got buried under all the hate mail
Post a non religious picture you think of as holy
August 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Post a non religious picture you think of as holy
surely we'll pick up a good midfield passer soon now that we got a timeframe on the maddison injury and frank has had a real look at he squad
August 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
surely we'll pick up a good midfield passer soon now that we got a timeframe on the maddison injury and frank has had a real look at he squad
yeah, but France-based Qobuz pays even more!
July 20, 2025 at 10:20 AM
yeah, but France-based Qobuz pays even more!
Bill Waterson resting happy in his grave as this swedish camp ground does NOT allow any unauthorized Calvin & Hobbes artworks.
July 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Bill Waterson resting happy in his grave as this swedish camp ground does NOT allow any unauthorized Calvin & Hobbes artworks.
i love game development, here in this multi million dollar finely crafted first encounter, ending with suspenseful emotion and some risqué nudity, in the extremely popular Cyberpunk 2077, the entire thing comes crashing down by a ragdoll doing just what a ragdoll does:
July 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i love game development, here in this multi million dollar finely crafted first encounter, ending with suspenseful emotion and some risqué nudity, in the extremely popular Cyberpunk 2077, the entire thing comes crashing down by a ragdoll doing just what a ragdoll does:
Also here is the real, older, bananhelikopter, now this is truly a crazy looking chopper:
July 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Also here is the real, older, bananhelikopter, now this is truly a crazy looking chopper:
Here in Sweden our equivalent was this thing, we always called it "bananhelikopter" - I assume you can guess if you can figure out what it means. There's a charm to it imo!
July 1, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Here in Sweden our equivalent was this thing, we always called it "bananhelikopter" - I assume you can guess if you can figure out what it means. There's a charm to it imo!
You days said no mammals but I don't care, I'm saying Paul Bunyans ox.
June 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You days said no mammals but I don't care, I'm saying Paul Bunyans ox.
I hope you had something similar to these on Finland. Advertising ice cream! I've seen them get run over fairly regularly, haha.
June 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I hope you had something similar to these on Finland. Advertising ice cream! I've seen them get run over fairly regularly, haha.
Hey sometimes living at these latitudes sucks but also sometimes it's midsummer 4 AM and you're wearing shades and you see this on your subway home 8)
June 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Hey sometimes living at these latitudes sucks but also sometimes it's midsummer 4 AM and you're wearing shades and you see this on your subway home 8)
What class do you think Thomas Frank would be if he was in your d&d party?
June 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
What class do you think Thomas Frank would be if he was in your d&d party?
My friend Ian has me(and all of culture) figured out.
June 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My friend Ian has me(and all of culture) figured out.
Keep the Annapurna in the crop imo
June 8, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Keep the Annapurna in the crop imo
You know what would be a good way to cement our togetherness, Cuti? Signing a new big 6 year contract. Wouldn't that be nice?
May 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You know what would be a good way to cement our togetherness, Cuti? Signing a new big 6 year contract. Wouldn't that be nice?
bentancur and romero posting at 5 am in the hotel lobby hahaha
May 22, 2025 at 10:03 AM
bentancur and romero posting at 5 am in the hotel lobby hahaha
Greetings from Stockholm, bricking it!!
May 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Greetings from Stockholm, bricking it!!
who's taking me on a date here
May 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
who's taking me on a date here