At a restaurant with my 5yo because they’re having a fundraiser tonight for the Elementary School. Place is full of families with young children, so having Eminem’s “Stan” playing over the restaurant speakers is certainly a choice 🤣🤣

Watching kindergartners play soccer is my own personal hell.

Me- “Sometimes you just need to relax.”
4yo- “I don’t wanna relax because that’s calm. I don’t like calm.”

Alright, I’ve been a Buddy skeptic but that’s 2 games in a row that he’s come through. Steve Kerr- you were right. Again.

Wow! Tyrese Halliburton is on a crazy run right now!

I am so tired of watching Buddy Hield on the court… he’s shooting well today for the first time in months, but his bball iq is so low it’s painful to watch him try to do anything else

Most kids: “My throat hurts.”

My kid (4F): “Mama, my throat isn’t swallowing properly.”