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(Inactive) Danielle Tamara Schatten 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸(she/her)
@danielleschatten.bsky.social
97 followers 95 following 870 posts
US->EU, MFA grad @ George Mason University 2023. Published in en*gendered, Kelp Journal, 86 Logic, Uppagus. https://nofate.femfactory.tech/ for all inquiries
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I was saying Cecil Rhodes was not a great man
Hans Moleman from The Simpsons, taken from the scene in which he claimed to have been saying “Boo-urns”
June 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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hey @support.bsky.team any idea why I am unable to report a user using the "r-slur" against me during a period of repeated harassment and hate against multiple people, despite using multiple devices and internet connections, and am continuously getting this same issue?
June 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Anubis weighing this guy’s heart be like
The edited panel of Ctrl+Alt+Delete in a courtroom in which the only text remaining is “Your honor…” “League of Legends” “Death.”
June 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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T4T vibes
The aide informing former president George W. Bush that 9/11 had taken place at a school
June 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Truck Shepard, the polgygonally-deformed-to-the-point-of-eldritch mess of a face of Commander Shepard from Mass Effect 2 created by Justin and Griffin McElroy during their Monster Factory series
May 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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The meme of a hand with the words "Co-signed... Because That was some Real shit you just said"
May 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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nvm i dont think i actually wanted to know what jar jar would do
May 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Oh my god, absoLUTELY @pedroiniguez.bsky.social’s cosmic horror debut short story collection “Fever Dreams of a Parasite.” He deftly draws on his own experience as a Mexican-American writer as well as the century of Lovecraftian tropes that have developed to make something that’s scary in ALL ways!
The cover of Pedro Iniguez’ “Fever Dreams of a Parasite” collection
May 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Bad news:
De poopst francois ass dout
May 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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no the only hams i eat are steamed
Seymour Skinner, from The Simpsons
May 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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think it's pretty important to note the image to which i was referring to buddy (courtesy of @josie.zone )
Denzelezned, lesser daemon of the eighth realm
May 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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"oh hey cool BlueSky has a 'Spec List' feed designed to be a curated list of spec fic authors so I can see what fellow writers in the science fiction, fantasy, slipstream, horror, and other genres have going on! There'll be discourse and bad actors, of course, but surely-"
A screenshot of a skeet from an account called "PokemonFindom" that tbh I'm not even gonna copypaste but it's really horny text and well let's just say I cropped the image just in time. If you are vision impaired I envy you rn
May 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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oh actually, nvm! i have a gift!

wanna know what my friends looked like to me?

here's a hint:
A picture that resembles my friends.
May 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I don't even BELIEVE in hell and love animals, but I would kill every snake on the planet, torture every cat, and pray to whatever god you have just to ensure that you specifically suffer as much as possible in this life and every other.

in fact just for you:
a present for the zionist
May 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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An edited version of the above with “THIS IS USA” replaced with “DON’T CATCH YOU SLIPPIN’ UP” and the United States replaced with Childish Gambino
May 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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I say we call em Cyphers, to honor the Wachowski sisters’ legendary sellout to robots.

Also just found out the funniest thing about him:
A screenshot of the Matrix wiki showing that Cypher’s character was born as “Reagan”
May 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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tbf we don't know chris pine's personal life
An image of a poster from the series The X Files featuring a UFO over a black-and-white landscape with text in the middle reading "I WANT TO BELIEVE"
May 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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amendment:
A cropped version of this headline reading "Now's not the time to Eat"
May 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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An image of Jared Leto as the Joker, with “Damaged” tattooed on his forehead.
May 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Well, peace offering I made for an old friendgroup I got kicked out of, that was made specifically regarding Anakin Skywalker?
A meme featuring Kermit the Frog and a rather disturbing looking muppet with an unreadable @ on the side in a rather pixelated form. The top text reads, in all-caps bold font, "IMA KEEP IT REAL WITH U CHIEF!!" while the bottom text, in completely different font and all lowercase, reads "estrogen would still most likely not have saved her"
May 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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A tweet by @hermit_hwarang reading “american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???”
May 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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???
This same image altered to just say “SUS”
April 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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ohhhhhhh today is a bad day to use that argument buddy
A screenshot of an article by Annelle Shelline in the Quincy Institute outlining how the Biden Administration (of whom she was a member) ENCOURAGED the Israeli military to continue bombing Gaza for over a year
April 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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i have really bad news lol
An image showing the United States’ Gross Domestic Product, or GDP, was over 27 trillion dollars in 2023
April 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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March 3, 2025 at 11:10 AM