I could not be less in the christmas mood, I actually want to take my tree down right now
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I could not be less in the christmas mood, I actually want to take my tree down right now
same tho
The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
same tho
I hate twitter more and more every day but we don’t get gems like this on Bluesky.
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I hate twitter more and more every day but we don’t get gems like this on Bluesky.
Googling Kelly Reichardt’s height to get a general idea of what I’d look like next to Josh O’Connor
October 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Googling Kelly Reichardt’s height to get a general idea of what I’d look like next to Josh O’Connor
personal news: I got bangs
a man in a blonde wig is talking about getting bangs .
ALT: a man in a blonde wig is talking about getting bangs .
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
personal news: I got bangs
Jeremy Strong play a fictional character again challenge
September 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Jeremy Strong play a fictional character again challenge
How I imagine my neighbor on the other side of my bedroom wall looked when they likely heard me belting TS Sparks Fly at 4am and then Better Man at 5:45am
September 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
How I imagine my neighbor on the other side of my bedroom wall looked when they likely heard me belting TS Sparks Fly at 4am and then Better Man at 5:45am
As if things aren’t bad enough, Burger King is out of chicken fries today
September 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
As if things aren’t bad enough, Burger King is out of chicken fries today
Thinking about suing the manufacturers of Vraylar
September 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Thinking about suing the manufacturers of Vraylar
Just me and my bread against the world
September 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Just me and my bread against the world
Got this text from an LA area code…no idea who but I hope it was Noah Wyle
September 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Got this text from an LA area code…no idea who but I hope it was Noah Wyle
I want to go shopping at Michael’s with Conrad Fisher
September 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I want to go shopping at Michael’s with Conrad Fisher
I’ve hit a new low*
*crying at the childhood bicycle flashback scene in season 3 of the summer I turned pretty, a show I am too old to be watching
#teamconrad
*crying at the childhood bicycle flashback scene in season 3 of the summer I turned pretty, a show I am too old to be watching
#teamconrad
August 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’ve hit a new low*
*crying at the childhood bicycle flashback scene in season 3 of the summer I turned pretty, a show I am too old to be watching
#teamconrad
*crying at the childhood bicycle flashback scene in season 3 of the summer I turned pretty, a show I am too old to be watching
#teamconrad
Anyone who has even a modicum of interest or amusement about this thing has a brain disorder and should seek medical attention immediately.
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and chief people officer Kristin Cabot have been immediately put on leave, Axios reports.
July 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Anyone who has even a modicum of interest or amusement about this thing has a brain disorder and should seek medical attention immediately.
Found an angry email I sent to David Zaslav (CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery) two years ago .
July 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Found an angry email I sent to David Zaslav (CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery) two years ago .
despite seeing lost in translation in theatres when I was closer to Scarlett’s character’s age in this movie, I relate to it so much more now
*dooneese voice* is that bad do do do do do do
*dooneese voice* is that bad do do do do do do
July 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
despite seeing lost in translation in theatres when I was closer to Scarlett’s character’s age in this movie, I relate to it so much more now
*dooneese voice* is that bad do do do do do do
*dooneese voice* is that bad do do do do do do
Deeply sighed and said, out loud to no one “oh god,” as I pressed play on the new episode of #andjustlikethat
June 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Deeply sighed and said, out loud to no one “oh god,” as I pressed play on the new episode of #andjustlikethat
-I’m in a getaway car
-AHH!
-And I’m losing my…something
-AHH!
-And I’m losing my…something
June 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
-I’m in a getaway car
-AHH!
-And I’m losing my…something
-AHH!
-And I’m losing my…something
Hey is it normal to cry nonstop while watching Magnolia for the first time or do I need to see a doctor
May 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hey is it normal to cry nonstop while watching Magnolia for the first time or do I need to see a doctor
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Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell reflect on ten years of their podcast ‘Doughboys’: ‘What I like about the show is that we will commit completely to the absolute dumbest idea and then find a way to make it stupider.’
Howdy-ho to 10 Years of Doughboys
Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell reflect on ten years of their podcast ‘Doughboys’: ‘What I like about the show is that we will commit completely to the absolute dumbest idea and then find a way to make it stupider.’
www.vulture.com
May 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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think I’ll stay up until midnight so I can be pissed off at Nick Blaine tonight instead of tomorrow
May 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
think I’ll stay up until midnight so I can be pissed off at Nick Blaine tonight instead of tomorrow
