Ooop, there they are! 7 laps into the race!

Fuck

I connected a WiFi enabled solenoid valve to a hose and set up a script on my phone so when the camera detected a squirrel it got blasted with the hose briefly. It was very effective.

Both Red Bulls out in Q1?

Gorgeous.

honestly thought this was a reference to the cancelled channel 4 Utopia

man what a show that was

Fourth (and honestly the most likely) option is handhelds fizzle out as a viable mainstream category and everyone moves on.

Like, assuming MS remains in the hardware business, there's three options:

- Everything (Next-gen Consoles, handhelds) runs Xbox OS and can play Xbox and PC games
- Everything runs Windows. Can they play Xbox games?
- They continue as today - Consoles run Xbox OS, everything else runs Windows.

That's fair. I do wonder where they go now? If we take them at their word that they will make new Xbox consoles, what do they run? Windows?

I dunno if it is technically infeasible though, both Xbox consoles and the Ally run on AMD SOCs, they can't be *that* different?