Daniel Goldhorn
@danielgoldhorn.bsky.social
Movie gote. #1 Suzerain YouTuber. Leading Doogal Scholar. https://www.youtube.com/@DanielGoldhorn
I'll do you one better, my favorite movie of all time.
October 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'll do you one better, my favorite movie of all time.
IGN equivalent of actively throwing tomatoes at the movie screen
October 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
IGN equivalent of actively throwing tomatoes at the movie screen
AO3 folks stockpiling downloaded fics before the maintenance outage hits in ~50 minutes
September 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
AO3 folks stockpiling downloaded fics before the maintenance outage hits in ~50 minutes
Carcinization has come for the Avatar franchise
September 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Carcinization has come for the Avatar franchise
Made this instead of being productive
September 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Made this instead of being productive
In case it needs to be repeated - and I believe it does - people who are transgender deserve life, liberty, and happiness.
They, too, deserve to express themselves openly.
They, too, deserve to live and present themselves however they wish.
This is non-negotiable.
They, too, deserve to express themselves openly.
They, too, deserve to live and present themselves however they wish.
This is non-negotiable.
September 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
In case it needs to be repeated - and I believe it does - people who are transgender deserve life, liberty, and happiness.
They, too, deserve to express themselves openly.
They, too, deserve to live and present themselves however they wish.
This is non-negotiable.
They, too, deserve to express themselves openly.
They, too, deserve to live and present themselves however they wish.
This is non-negotiable.
They did it. They found my ancestor.
August 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
They did it. They found my ancestor.
What do you mean we're already up to the iPhone 17?
August 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
What do you mean we're already up to the iPhone 17?
Script drafted for The Bad Guys 2 review. Hope to get it done by Tuesday.
August 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Script drafted for The Bad Guys 2 review. Hope to get it done by Tuesday.
It should be known that Domino's is now openly threatening their customers.
If you order at least $30 from them, they're threatening to send you a Domino's pizza 😔
If you order at least $30 from them, they're threatening to send you a Domino's pizza 😔
July 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
It should be known that Domino's is now openly threatening their customers.
If you order at least $30 from them, they're threatening to send you a Domino's pizza 😔
If you order at least $30 from them, they're threatening to send you a Domino's pizza 😔
Petition to rename the Streisand Effect to the Vance effect
June 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Petition to rename the Streisand Effect to the Vance effect
Stuffing my face so that I'm too fat to draft for Iran
June 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Stuffing my face so that I'm too fat to draft for Iran
Spent Sunday volunteering at Pride in downtown Ithaca
June 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Spent Sunday volunteering at Pride in downtown Ithaca
Economy is so bad that KFC 5 Chicken Tender meals are only coming with four chicken tenders 😞
June 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Economy is so bad that KFC 5 Chicken Tender meals are only coming with four chicken tenders 😞
Couldn't take off work so I'm going to be sealing myself off from Deltarune spoilers. If I'm quiet the next several days, that's why
June 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Couldn't take off work so I'm going to be sealing myself off from Deltarune spoilers. If I'm quiet the next several days, that's why
Even @tcplny.bsky.social is getting in on the Sinners craze. 📽
June 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Even @tcplny.bsky.social is getting in on the Sinners craze. 📽
Found a cool snail
May 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Found a cool snail
Overhearing a couple in public arguing about which vacation club to join
May 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Overhearing a couple in public arguing about which vacation club to join
Me hearing that Disney's new Lilo and Stitch movie:
>has Nani give up Lilo
>makes Jumba into the villain
>plays "Ohana means family" for a joke
>cuts the Ugly Duckling storybook from the movie
>adds fart jokes
📽 #Disney
>has Nani give up Lilo
>makes Jumba into the villain
>plays "Ohana means family" for a joke
>cuts the Ugly Duckling storybook from the movie
>adds fart jokes
📽 #Disney
May 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Me hearing that Disney's new Lilo and Stitch movie:
>has Nani give up Lilo
>makes Jumba into the villain
>plays "Ohana means family" for a joke
>cuts the Ugly Duckling storybook from the movie
>adds fart jokes
📽 #Disney
>has Nani give up Lilo
>makes Jumba into the villain
>plays "Ohana means family" for a joke
>cuts the Ugly Duckling storybook from the movie
>adds fart jokes
📽 #Disney