Just Dan for now
@danielfsmith.bsky.social
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I feel like as a society we have a huge gap in our happiness that cannot be filled with trivial things. Shitty job, broke, rising costs, powerless to create real change, and people keep posting shit like ‘this piece of bread changed my life.’ Spoiler alert: it didn’t.
December 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I feel like as a society we have a huge gap in our happiness that cannot be filled with trivial things. Shitty job, broke, rising costs, powerless to create real change, and people keep posting shit like ‘this piece of bread changed my life.’ Spoiler alert: it didn’t.
When a hostile alien race shows up to conquer Earth, I am blaming the Sacramento Kings for shooting a purple laser to space for them to follow.
December 22, 2025 at 7:39 AM
When a hostile alien race shows up to conquer Earth, I am blaming the Sacramento Kings for shooting a purple laser to space for them to follow.
New law: testifying in front of Congress will require a polygraph test with a little screen in the corner showing it live. Failing means you lose your job and go to prison for perjury. DraftKings can host it for live betting.
December 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
New law: testifying in front of Congress will require a polygraph test with a little screen in the corner showing it live. Failing means you lose your job and go to prison for perjury. DraftKings can host it for live betting.
I feel like about half of Bluesky is going to get how many books read in life as a stat on their tombstone.
December 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I feel like about half of Bluesky is going to get how many books read in life as a stat on their tombstone.
I think if we need a standardized test before a politician can run for office.
December 22, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I think if we need a standardized test before a politician can run for office.
As an atheist I can really only speak of the calendar as the ‘year of your lord, 2025’.
December 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
As an atheist I can really only speak of the calendar as the ‘year of your lord, 2025’.
I’m really hoping Karma sets a personal best in 2026.
December 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I’m really hoping Karma sets a personal best in 2026.
For a bunch of racists, they sure used a lot of black ink on those Epstein files.
December 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
For a bunch of racists, they sure used a lot of black ink on those Epstein files.
Can you imagine what a great country we would be if good, honest, empathetic people ran this country?
December 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Can you imagine what a great country we would be if good, honest, empathetic people ran this country?
I looked up the name ‘Bari’ and found this:
What does Bari mean in slang?
A 'bari' is a country bumpkin, a yokel. Somebody who is not with it.
What does Bari mean in slang?
A 'bari' is a country bumpkin, a yokel. Somebody who is not with it.
December 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I looked up the name ‘Bari’ and found this:
What does Bari mean in slang?
A 'bari' is a country bumpkin, a yokel. Somebody who is not with it.
What does Bari mean in slang?
A 'bari' is a country bumpkin, a yokel. Somebody who is not with it.
3 people were exposed as huge frauds and got ‘punched in the face’ this weekend. Can you name all three?
Hint: only two were in actual fights
Hint: only two were in actual fights
December 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
3 people were exposed as huge frauds and got ‘punched in the face’ this weekend. Can you name all three?
Hint: only two were in actual fights
Hint: only two were in actual fights
New legal requirement for holding public office in America: empathy.
December 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
New legal requirement for holding public office in America: empathy.
I realized something today I never really thought about until now. That smell everyone loves in the kitchen during the holidays? It’s just butter.
December 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I realized something today I never really thought about until now. That smell everyone loves in the kitchen during the holidays? It’s just butter.
The NYT, WaPo, 60 minutes, CNN, CBS… it is official, journalism is dead in the US.
December 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
The NYT, WaPo, 60 minutes, CNN, CBS… it is official, journalism is dead in the US.
Hey 60 minutes reporters. Just leak your report to YouTube. More people will see it there anyway.
December 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Hey 60 minutes reporters. Just leak your report to YouTube. More people will see it there anyway.
Using my high school chemistry set to see if I can get the ‘joining’ to happen like it did in that new tv show.
December 20, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Using my high school chemistry set to see if I can get the ‘joining’ to happen like it did in that new tv show.
If sports and TV are meant to distract me from being robbed by the upper 1%, they need to step it up, a lot.
December 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
If sports and TV are meant to distract me from being robbed by the upper 1%, they need to step it up, a lot.
The only positive that happened yesterday is Jake Paul finally got put in his place. Let’s hope he stays there.
December 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The only positive that happened yesterday is Jake Paul finally got put in his place. Let’s hope he stays there.
Is there a way to burn down Trump’s golf courses? Asking for a friend.
December 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Is there a way to burn down Trump’s golf courses? Asking for a friend.
I remember people telling me as a kid,
‘This is a law-abiding country’ and ‘No one is above the law’ Lies. All lies.
‘This is a law-abiding country’ and ‘No one is above the law’ Lies. All lies.
December 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I remember people telling me as a kid,
‘This is a law-abiding country’ and ‘No one is above the law’ Lies. All lies.
‘This is a law-abiding country’ and ‘No one is above the law’ Lies. All lies.
This government reasons like a mouthy toddler. Missed the legal deadline, ‘So what? What are you going to do about it? Nothing.’
December 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
This government reasons like a mouthy toddler. Missed the legal deadline, ‘So what? What are you going to do about it? Nothing.’
If turning in hundreds of blank pages is acceptable in meeting a legal deadline, I invite you to read my totally real, but fully redacted, PhD dissertation.
December 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
If turning in hundreds of blank pages is acceptable in meeting a legal deadline, I invite you to read my totally real, but fully redacted, PhD dissertation.
Having a rib injury and not being able to sleep on your back is a special kind of hell.
December 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Having a rib injury and not being able to sleep on your back is a special kind of hell.
The Epstein financial files are what we really need.
December 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The Epstein financial files are what we really need.
If you replaced Trump’s entire cabinet with wax figures, not only wouldn’t he notice, but they would do much less harm.
December 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM
If you replaced Trump’s entire cabinet with wax figures, not only wouldn’t he notice, but they would do much less harm.