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Daniel Floriza
@danielfloriza.bsky.social
Relax. It’s a joke.
Decided to redownload this. Still don’t understand how to find stuff I like LOL
October 23, 2024 at 9:11 PM
The devil isn’t real
November 14, 2023 at 10:26 PM
One of the more annoying ad ideas I’ve had is saying “free nachos and guacamole”, but to the tune of “Prepare Ye The Way O’ The Lord” from Godspell
November 14, 2023 at 8:26 PM
How wude 😤
November 1, 2023 at 8:12 PM
Guys, don’t forget to fuel your ghouls tonight. Safely.
October 31, 2023 at 1:07 PM
So to be rich, I have to be hungry, thirsty, bored, and naked. Got it.
October 26, 2023 at 10:59 AM
1. “Get away from me”

2. “Get *further* away from me”

3. “I’m sorry that you’re always wrong”

4. “I embrace the fact that you’re always wrong”

5. “I need you to not be so wrong all the time”

6. “I don’t think you can be anything else BUT wrong”
October 25, 2023 at 8:20 PM
The one amusing thing about Japan Is that on the dating apps, no one here lies about being interested in hiking 😂
October 11, 2023 at 7:53 AM
“Fun” adventures doing the New York Times Connections puzzles ft. my sister @rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social (it’s actually fun in a masochistic way, go play it)
October 1, 2023 at 9:12 AM
There’s no way in hell that this is ever going to happen again
September 28, 2023 at 2:38 AM
Couldn’t have planned this out better if I tried
September 22, 2023 at 3:51 PM
What I saw at a botanical garden vs what I was actually there for
September 20, 2023 at 12:02 AM
Reposted by Daniel Floriza
September 19, 2023 at 3:13 PM
My mom gave my sister and I these Godiva Chocolate tins. Didn’t think anything of it.

Then we opened them 😂
September 10, 2023 at 8:39 PM