Too late, I’ve already depicted my friends and I as the beautiful views crew and you as the stump chump.
May 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Too late, I’ve already depicted my friends and I as the beautiful views crew and you as the stump chump.
Seeing a scene in a movie where someone is driving at night: damn, this shit lynchian asl
February 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Seeing a scene in a movie where someone is driving at night: damn, this shit lynchian asl
Tik tok says “owlcore” third bird in is a damn harpy eagle, someone get my gun!
February 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Tik tok says “owlcore” third bird in is a damn harpy eagle, someone get my gun!
Getting millenial as hell rn, throwing down my zoobooks animal facts on discord.
January 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Getting millenial as hell rn, throwing down my zoobooks animal facts on discord.
Gen z aphorism: I’d rather grind with my slimes than be hodlin with the goblins
January 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Gen z aphorism: I’d rather grind with my slimes than be hodlin with the goblins
“no rapping tonight" why?
"you rap about yoda everytime, it's embarrassing" ok
[after one beer]
Hazy…this room is getting!
"you rap about yoda everytime, it's embarrassing" ok
[after one beer]
Hazy…this room is getting!
January 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
“no rapping tonight" why?
"you rap about yoda everytime, it's embarrassing" ok
[after one beer]
Hazy…this room is getting!
"you rap about yoda everytime, it's embarrassing" ok
[after one beer]
Hazy…this room is getting!
I’m not overwhelmed! Could an overwhelmed guy do this? *spontaneously combusts*
January 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’m not overwhelmed! Could an overwhelmed guy do this? *spontaneously combusts*
Crazy than a junkyard dong, ready to show the king my schlong
January 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Crazy than a junkyard dong, ready to show the king my schlong
Yeah I’m unloading it and by it I guess u could say my binchwantcher
January 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Yeah I’m unloading it and by it I guess u could say my binchwantcher
Training in dark arts in order to give sentience to the Macy’s parade balloons and make them feel pain.
December 27, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Training in dark arts in order to give sentience to the Macy’s parade balloons and make them feel pain.
Let’s just say if they had made me lead forklift operator on the valley of the pharaohs it would’ve gone down differently.
December 11, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Let’s just say if they had made me lead forklift operator on the valley of the pharaohs it would’ve gone down differently.
Some parenting tasks seem so daunting, how do you catch a kid up on lore?
December 7, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Some parenting tasks seem so daunting, how do you catch a kid up on lore?
So weird they have a whole neighborhood in nyc called chomo
December 1, 2024 at 12:09 AM
So weird they have a whole neighborhood in nyc called chomo
Inventing both a snake oil health product and a shitcoin to accompany it.
November 19, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Inventing both a snake oil health product and a shitcoin to accompany it.
Tom delonge voice: NIB-iru, yeah it’s a planet and on its surface there are lots of little guys…
November 18, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Tom delonge voice: NIB-iru, yeah it’s a planet and on its surface there are lots of little guys…
Two boondocks saints guys but their tattoos read Baja and blast
March 14, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Two boondocks saints guys but their tattoos read Baja and blast
Funkmaster flex: Ayo..In the criminal justice system *explosion noise* …sexually. based. offenses are considered especially heinous. *air horn*
In NYC *cash register noise*, the dedicated detectives *gun cocking* who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite sq-
In NYC *cash register noise*, the dedicated detectives *gun cocking* who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite sq-
February 10, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Funkmaster flex: Ayo..In the criminal justice system *explosion noise* …sexually. based. offenses are considered especially heinous. *air horn*
In NYC *cash register noise*, the dedicated detectives *gun cocking* who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite sq-
In NYC *cash register noise*, the dedicated detectives *gun cocking* who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite sq-
When will America’s long wait finally be over? When will we finally get representatives who grew up dreaming of starting a cig reviews/rankings website with their best friend growing up?
January 10, 2024 at 2:03 AM
When will America’s long wait finally be over? When will we finally get representatives who grew up dreaming of starting a cig reviews/rankings website with their best friend growing up?
I’m da new year’s jokah babie!
January 1, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I’m da new year’s jokah babie!
r/sophisticatedwhiteboiproblem$
When I try to talk ignorant on the job site to my homies it just sounds like a GameCube era Pikmin? Suggestions!?
When I try to talk ignorant on the job site to my homies it just sounds like a GameCube era Pikmin? Suggestions!?
December 28, 2023 at 3:36 AM
r/sophisticatedwhiteboiproblem$
When I try to talk ignorant on the job site to my homies it just sounds like a GameCube era Pikmin? Suggestions!?
When I try to talk ignorant on the job site to my homies it just sounds like a GameCube era Pikmin? Suggestions!?
*guy in deep crimson robes standing in front of a brick wall* Is it just Malkeœr the Vile that finds his undead thralls seem extra listless the week between Christmas and new years? What’s up with that fellow warlocks of the council?
December 27, 2023 at 9:34 PM
*guy in deep crimson robes standing in front of a brick wall* Is it just Malkeœr the Vile that finds his undead thralls seem extra listless the week between Christmas and new years? What’s up with that fellow warlocks of the council?
Dying in a fiery car wreck while a CD-r entitled: ultrabassboosted_BRAZILPHONK_mega_mix_(lowly-worm-apple-car-drift-edit)
Blares over the scene of the crash.
Blares over the scene of the crash.
December 20, 2023 at 3:47 AM
Dying in a fiery car wreck while a CD-r entitled: ultrabassboosted_BRAZILPHONK_mega_mix_(lowly-worm-apple-car-drift-edit)
Blares over the scene of the crash.
Blares over the scene of the crash.
Who up on the dance app for kids macheteing their car batteries?
December 4, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Who up on the dance app for kids macheteing their car batteries?