Or if you use the Force

Or bludgeon them with it

you just have to assume every cop you see is an assassin and respond accordingly

(I'm getting lucky)

Yes, and it will be a very lucky day. 🤭

You're fucking boring.

Your knowledge of cereal mascots is woefully lacking.

Your mom is a leprechaun? That explains the pot of gold she left in my mouth.

"Voting for Kamala Harris is just as bad as voting for Trump. And the only ethical thing to do was vote third party because that would have totally changed anything. And if you aren't in lockstep with that opinion then you are a racist piece of shit and deserve to die."

Weird that both of your moms have the same type then.

Because they can't understand nuance or dissenting opinions.

I'm not the one quote dunking people to bait bait out suicide encouragement here. That would be you folks.

Anyway. I hope you have a wonderful day sir and/or madam.

I'm not sure you understand the concept of a burn

I'm really sorry you think everyone else is as shallow as you are.

Yeah, I don't need to know anything about her. This is strictly a "fuck her in the ass and never look her in the eye" type arrangement.