Why are you using "Secretary of War"?

It's twatwaffle.

Solid list. No notes.

All credit to the Toffees but Man U played like shit. Lackluster effort. Horrible passing and shooting. They were given a gift and squandered it.

AI is awful

Who unfortunately was really shot too. Unlike Mr. Ear Tampon.

The best Supreme Court that money can buy.

A masterpiece

My first 10,000 arguments against her have absolutely zero to do with her looks. She is an evil person and is complicit in every illegal activity this administration enacts. She knows she's lying and hurting people and simply does not care.

Such a little man.

Totally normal stuff here.

Maybe you shouldn't have caved to MAGA, assholes.

Of course they are. Because they're a bunch of pussy, GI Joe cosplayers. They're not going to go after anyone who may actually present a threat. But they'll send in 8 overweight guys to swarm a mother picking up her kids from school. So brave.

I have zero confidence in anything that comes out from this administration anymore. I'm only surprised the report didn't include the words "the best jobs, like nothing you've ever seen before".

TLDR Trump wants more money. He doesn't care about anyone. The End.

The best words. Very stable genius.