Fucking happy birthday to me. Ordered a double in celebration
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Fucking happy birthday to me. Ordered a double in celebration
We know you won't talk to the cops
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
We know you won't talk to the cops
There really isn't a way he can do that. Individuals and companies pay the Fed, not the states
December 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
There really isn't a way he can do that. Individuals and companies pay the Fed, not the states
Gotta be one of the only formations mentioned in a fight song
December 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Gotta be one of the only formations mentioned in a fight song
Now I'm picturing lawyers going back and forth on motions over which songs will influence the jury to much. "Your honor, the defense walking out to the super bowl shuffle is clearly prejudicial given that the jury is from Chicago"
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Now I'm picturing lawyers going back and forth on motions over which songs will influence the jury to much. "Your honor, the defense walking out to the super bowl shuffle is clearly prejudicial given that the jury is from Chicago"
Next time I need a charger, I know where I'm going
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Next time I need a charger, I know where I'm going
You gotta, she wants you to see the angle she's seeing
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
You gotta, she wants you to see the angle she's seeing
Curious as to the opinions on Alan Cummings
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Curious as to the opinions on Alan Cummings
My wife is stuck at this event. I, on the other hand, am drinking whisky to celebrate the Bears win
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My wife is stuck at this event. I, on the other hand, am drinking whisky to celebrate the Bears win
The best part isn't in this clip. This was specifically to give Chicago free hotdogs. He even mentioned right before the shirt came off
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The best part isn't in this clip. This was specifically to give Chicago free hotdogs. He even mentioned right before the shirt came off
Still fucking love that card. And multiple arts!
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Still fucking love that card. And multiple arts!
I can't do that kind of math, sorry
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I can't do that kind of math, sorry
It's not a set number, it's if there's less people on defense then offense in the box
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It's not a set number, it's if there's less people on defense then offense in the box
I like them. But, in my house, because purple is a valid reason for literally anything
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I like them. But, in my house, because purple is a valid reason for literally anything
Need to know what cocktail these will be garnishing
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Need to know what cocktail these will be garnishing
No, it was dismissed without prejudice so they can refile with an actual prosecutor.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
No, it was dismissed without prejudice so they can refile with an actual prosecutor.
Dick Butkis won DPOTY on a team that was 2 and 12
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Dick Butkis won DPOTY on a team that was 2 and 12
Dick Butkis won DPOTY on a team that was 2 and 12
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Dick Butkis won DPOTY on a team that was 2 and 12
Where's the chaser!?!
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Where's the chaser!?!
The house committee actually removed an amendment that would have added fascism to the bill
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The house committee actually removed an amendment that would have added fascism to the bill
My favorite saying from an archeologist : If we say it had ritual purposes, we have no idea what it is. If we say it was used in fertility rites, we know it's a dildo
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
My favorite saying from an archeologist : If we say it had ritual purposes, we have no idea what it is. If we say it was used in fertility rites, we know it's a dildo
Or massive areolas
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Or massive areolas