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Dan Hedges
@danielahedges.bsky.social
Eyeball cocktails are a Halloween tradition in this house
October 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
There were two American flags in that shit-dumping video. What if the primary targets were the flags, and the protests were just collateral damage?
October 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I was so excited to pre-order @johnfugelsang.bsky.social 's new book, that I inadvertently ordered it twice.

Now I get to read them both.
September 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
February 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Darkness, you say?
February 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm old enough to remember when a president pardoned his brother.
December 2, 2024 at 3:43 AM
November 15, 2024 at 7:29 PM
I made myself a negroni with frozen eyeballs.

Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2024 at 9:39 PM
"It can babysit your kids, walk your dog."
October 11, 2024 at 9:23 PM
My ten year old said, "Dad, the toilet is smoking!"

So I look inside the bathroom, and this is what I see.
September 18, 2024 at 12:15 PM
With famous horror movie icon Bette Davis:
September 9, 2024 at 5:17 PM
If you see this, post a photo you made of a sunset
August 19, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I move that we change our unofficial city motto. Times have changed.
July 31, 2024 at 1:10 PM
My father passed away in his sleep today.

Please enjoy this picture from when we first met.
June 22, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I baked a cake today.
April 29, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Four years ago I took this picture of the flour aisle in my grocery store, as proof for my wife who just wanted to try making sourdough. Tonight she is making sous vide beef in an Instapot so yeah I'm happier now.
March 18, 2024 at 8:26 PM