Dan Hedges
@danielahedges.bsky.social
Eyeball cocktails are a Halloween tradition in this house
October 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Eyeball cocktails are a Halloween tradition in this house
There were two American flags in that shit-dumping video. What if the primary targets were the flags, and the protests were just collateral damage?
October 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
There were two American flags in that shit-dumping video. What if the primary targets were the flags, and the protests were just collateral damage?
I was so excited to pre-order @johnfugelsang.bsky.social 's new book, that I inadvertently ordered it twice.
Now I get to read them both.
Now I get to read them both.
September 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I was so excited to pre-order @johnfugelsang.bsky.social 's new book, that I inadvertently ordered it twice.
Now I get to read them both.
Now I get to read them both.
Darkness, you say?
February 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Darkness, you say?
I'm old enough to remember when a president pardoned his brother.
![Roger Clinton, the president's brother, was pardoned for drug charges after having served the entire sentence more than a decade earlier.[citation needed] Roger Clinton would be charged with drunk driving and disorderly conduct in an unrelated incident within a year of the pardon.[33] He was also briefly alleged to have been utilized in lobbying for the Braswell pardon, among others.[citation needed] However, no wrongdoing was uncovered.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v2y66usviawfxrgpz4xo42e7/bafkreiasmqe2xqguvgiw2yuiotpmp2bk5znkbyda7xhwia6pdvdl4b5psm@jpeg)
December 2, 2024 at 3:43 AM
I'm old enough to remember when a president pardoned his brother.
I made myself a negroni with frozen eyeballs.
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I made myself a negroni with frozen eyeballs.
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
"It can babysit your kids, walk your dog."
October 11, 2024 at 9:23 PM
"It can babysit your kids, walk your dog."
My ten year old said, "Dad, the toilet is smoking!"
So I look inside the bathroom, and this is what I see.
So I look inside the bathroom, and this is what I see.
September 18, 2024 at 12:15 PM
My ten year old said, "Dad, the toilet is smoking!"
So I look inside the bathroom, and this is what I see.
So I look inside the bathroom, and this is what I see.
With famous horror movie icon Bette Davis:
September 9, 2024 at 5:17 PM
With famous horror movie icon Bette Davis:
If you see this, post a photo you made of a sunset
August 19, 2024 at 12:17 AM
If you see this, post a photo you made of a sunset
I move that we change our unofficial city motto. Times have changed.
July 31, 2024 at 1:10 PM
I move that we change our unofficial city motto. Times have changed.
My father passed away in his sleep today.
Please enjoy this picture from when we first met.
Please enjoy this picture from when we first met.
June 22, 2024 at 5:40 PM
My father passed away in his sleep today.
Please enjoy this picture from when we first met.
Please enjoy this picture from when we first met.
I baked a cake today.
April 29, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I baked a cake today.
Four years ago I took this picture of the flour aisle in my grocery store, as proof for my wife who just wanted to try making sourdough. Tonight she is making sous vide beef in an Instapot so yeah I'm happier now.
March 18, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Four years ago I took this picture of the flour aisle in my grocery store, as proof for my wife who just wanted to try making sourdough. Tonight she is making sous vide beef in an Instapot so yeah I'm happier now.