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Daniel P. Shannon
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Not gay as in happy, queer as in mincing and villainous • Engineer, architect, technical lead • Formerly at Vox Media and Bauer Media, currently for hire • https://daniel.sh
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Opening this up again in anticipation of predatory SNAP defunding. Anything is a help. Thank you for keeping me going <3 gofund.me/b7b275f1
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February 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Footage of Will Arnett using ChatGPT would set the correct tone for the LLM revolution.
February 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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HUSTN_A1.BMF
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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"Advertising funded search engines will be inherently biased towards the advertisers. The better the search engine is, the fewer advertisements will be needed." —Sergey Brin and Larry Page, "The Anatomy of a Large-Scale Hypertextual Web Search Engine" (1998)
September 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Most realistic detail of Minority Report future is how every surface is an ad that digs into your eyeballs and you want to die but you can’t.
February 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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May 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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himbiotic relationship
August 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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himboptical—[pounding the lectern and shouting over the boos and hisses of the angry crowd]—HIMBOPTICAL illusion
September 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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"imagine the most perfect himbo. this himbo must exist, because not to exist would be an imperfection." —himbontological proof
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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SOME local news outlets would look upon the end of the NYC mayoral as a chance to kick back and recuperate.

BUT NOT @hellgatenyc.com !!!

Because secretly this whole time we've been working on a MASSIVE UPDATE TO THE TABLE OF SUCCESS.

Welcome to THE LAST SUPPER.

tableofsuccess.hellgatenyc.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Mega billionaire Larry Ellison is backing his son's takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery (w/ Paramount). Trump is reportedly saying only this bid should be approved, and snapped up Warner Bros. debt.

The Trump allies would own CNN and HBO's parent company.
Trump Invests in Media Merger His Administration Controls
Days after the Ellison family expressed interest in buying Warner Bros. Discovery, Trump bought up to $1 million in its debt. He is now reportedly pushing the deal to be approved.
readsludge.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Betteridge’s law as a leading economic indicator.
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Vibe coding, vibe working. Vibe litigating, vibe governance. Vibe policing, vibe parenting. Vibe learning, vibe schooling, vibe literacy. World vibeconomy, vibes-economic catastrophe.
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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You could tell when Susan Sontag and Annie Leibovitz were fighting because Sontag would suddenly show up at the 92Y doing readings from 𝑂𝑛 𝑃ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑝ℎ𝑦 and Leibovitz would start vicious rumors that Suze dyed her racing stripe.
July 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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BEBE NEUWIRTH
is
SUSAN SONTAG
in
SUZICAL THE MUSICAL
July 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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"You would have thought they'd make more jokes about Susan Sontag." No you woudn't.
February 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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February 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
An RPG character announcing: "This is Athleoudaye. In the Olde Ancestral Tongue, it means 'Sugartits.' "
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Every so often, I turn off my adblocker, and remember why it's difficult to drum up enthusiasm about the web. Google should be regulated like a chemical company leaching sludge into the groundwater.
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Periodically rotating my magical thinking between "they have to hire me," commanding the universe to obey my will, and "they'll never hire me," inviting the universe to contradict me for dramatic effect.
February 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm North American English vulgar slang shit-eating. (Though I quibble with the hyphenate in North American English vulgar slang.)
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Current status.
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
A good strategy for determining whether an article about “””AI hiring””” is full of shit: check for “data science,” a role that’s been in demand for a decade.

A faster and more reliable strategy is: yes, yes it is.
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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If your favorite Python isn't Cleese before you're thirty, you have no brain. If your favorite Python isn't Chapman after you're thirty, you have no heart.
July 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I must firmly but respectfully insist that Marion Cotillard.
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM