Daniel Philip Johnson
@daniel-philips-enterprise.com
Fintech developer 💼 | Frontend architecture with React & Vue & Next.js ⚛️ | Golang & PHP 💻 | Focused on chat & security OWSAP 📝 | Bonsai enthusiast 🌱
On call tonight yikes!!
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
On call tonight yikes!!
Just got rid of my 90 tabs! I now have 10 groups with over 200+ tabs yikes
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Just got rid of my 90 tabs! I now have 10 groups with over 200+ tabs yikes
Today is refactoring the dashboard tiles. Finally got buy in that loading all the data upfront is killing us. Now time to architecture it all out.
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Today is refactoring the dashboard tiles. Finally got buy in that loading all the data upfront is killing us. Now time to architecture it all out.
One
Rich
Asshole
Called
Larry
Ellison
Rich
Asshole
Called
Larry
Ellison
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
One
Rich
Asshole
Called
Larry
Ellison
Rich
Asshole
Called
Larry
Ellison
MRs be like
# this prints hello world
fmt.println(“hello world”)
# this prints hello world
fmt.println(“hello world”)
October 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
MRs be like
# this prints hello world
fmt.println(“hello world”)
# this prints hello world
fmt.println(“hello world”)
Decided to play around with leptos with a nice and easy pokemon api project. Been using rust a fair bit for some APIs.
danielphilipjohnson.github.io/leptos-poked...
danielphilipjohnson.github.io/leptos-poked...
Leptos Pokédex
A polished Leptos + WebAssembly Pokédex with animated cards, type filters, and GitHub Pages deployment.
danielphilipjohnson.github.io
October 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Decided to play around with leptos with a nice and easy pokemon api project. Been using rust a fair bit for some APIs.
danielphilipjohnson.github.io/leptos-poked...
danielphilipjohnson.github.io/leptos-poked...
AWS deny anything is wrong and says it’s operating as normal emmm kay
October 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
AWS deny anything is wrong and says it’s operating as normal emmm kay
AWS down again???? Also Microsoft maybe lol
October 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
AWS down again???? Also Microsoft maybe lol
Just reduced a rogue project that was 5.2mb to 1mb 😂. Ask me anything
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just reduced a rogue project that was 5.2mb to 1mb 😂. Ask me anything
I’ve survived a huge upgrade plan. We need to get to next js 16 at some point in the future. Currently stuck at 14. We have lots of microfrontend stuff stuck at react 18. A bunch of iframe and a custom form library. Currently updating them all the react 19 and then after that it’s Eslint upgrade
October 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’ve survived a huge upgrade plan. We need to get to next js 16 at some point in the future. Currently stuck at 14. We have lots of microfrontend stuff stuck at react 18. A bunch of iframe and a custom form library. Currently updating them all the react 19 and then after that it’s Eslint upgrade
Deployed Astro with only Astro components to GitHub, leptos project and then a next.js project. An Astro react project is almost on its way 😅. I’m enjoying the just build it and forgetting this has to be super professional to be portfolio piece. It’s been a cure for my burnout 😅 so far
October 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Deployed Astro with only Astro components to GitHub, leptos project and then a next.js project. An Astro react project is almost on its way 😅. I’m enjoying the just build it and forgetting this has to be super professional to be portfolio piece. It’s been a cure for my burnout 😅 so far
Images fixed what a pickle deploying to GitHub with next js 😂. Glad my others are Astro
Finally somewhat finished a personal project. Mobile is lacking but in finished with the idea 😂
October 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Images fixed what a pickle deploying to GitHub with next js 😂. Glad my others are Astro
Finally somewhat finished a personal project. Mobile is lacking but in finished with the idea 😂
October 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Finally somewhat finished a personal project. Mobile is lacking but in finished with the idea 😂
I’ve now been tasked in working with vagrant project with a readme saying “one day this will be in docker” git commit from 2017😂
October 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’ve now been tasked in working with vagrant project with a readme saying “one day this will be in docker” git commit from 2017😂
How today is feeling with several service provider disruptions
October 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
How today is feeling with several service provider disruptions
AWS voice control is down. What a fun morning. Also no slack huddles
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM
AWS voice control is down. What a fun morning. Also no slack huddles
Reposted by Daniel Philip Johnson
LLMs aren’t intelligent they’re slot machines with autocomplete.
You pull the handle (prompt). The reels spin (probabilities).
Sometimes you get brilliance. Sometimes… cucumbers.
Welcome to the AI casino, where the house always wins.
danielphilipjohnson.com/blog/ai-slot-machines
You pull the handle (prompt). The reels spin (probabilities).
Sometimes you get brilliance. Sometimes… cucumbers.
Welcome to the AI casino, where the house always wins.
danielphilipjohnson.com/blog/ai-slot-machines
danielphilipjohnson.com
October 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
LLMs aren’t intelligent they’re slot machines with autocomplete.
You pull the handle (prompt). The reels spin (probabilities).
Sometimes you get brilliance. Sometimes… cucumbers.
Welcome to the AI casino, where the house always wins.
danielphilipjohnson.com/blog/ai-slot-machines
You pull the handle (prompt). The reels spin (probabilities).
Sometimes you get brilliance. Sometimes… cucumbers.
Welcome to the AI casino, where the house always wins.
danielphilipjohnson.com/blog/ai-slot-machines
LLMs aren’t intelligent they’re slot machines with autocomplete.
You pull the handle (prompt). The reels spin (probabilities).
Sometimes you get brilliance. Sometimes… cucumbers.
Welcome to the AI casino, where the house always wins.
danielphilipjohnson.com/blog/ai-slot-machines
You pull the handle (prompt). The reels spin (probabilities).
Sometimes you get brilliance. Sometimes… cucumbers.
Welcome to the AI casino, where the house always wins.
danielphilipjohnson.com/blog/ai-slot-machines
danielphilipjohnson.com
October 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
LLMs aren’t intelligent they’re slot machines with autocomplete.
You pull the handle (prompt). The reels spin (probabilities).
Sometimes you get brilliance. Sometimes… cucumbers.
Welcome to the AI casino, where the house always wins.
danielphilipjohnson.com/blog/ai-slot-machines
You pull the handle (prompt). The reels spin (probabilities).
Sometimes you get brilliance. Sometimes… cucumbers.
Welcome to the AI casino, where the house always wins.
danielphilipjohnson.com/blog/ai-slot-machines
Trying to warn a 3rd party that their service has tanked. Got hit with AI and do i want to talk to a human 😂
October 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Trying to warn a 3rd party that their service has tanked. Got hit with AI and do i want to talk to a human 😂
Migrating to markojs is kicking my butt. Enjoying it though :) that’s a plus
October 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Migrating to markojs is kicking my butt. Enjoying it though :) that’s a plus
Purple is now the new cornflower blue.
AI has a purple problem
Why does every website look like this? Where did this come from? Is Tailwind to blame?
I went to the sloppiest and purplest corners of the web to find out
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_7...
Why does every website look like this? Where did this come from? Is Tailwind to blame?
I went to the sloppiest and purplest corners of the web to find out
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_7...
October 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Purple is now the new cornflower blue.
I just need to push all my changes up and then ship a fun project I’m working on :) just lots of QA and responsiveness checks
October 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I just need to push all my changes up and then ship a fun project I’m working on :) just lots of QA and responsiveness checks
Reposted by Daniel Philip Johnson
SVGOMG has been updated to use SVGO 4! (thanks Adrien Crivelli!)
This is the URL for SVGOMG. Unfortunately someone maintains a fork with ads, so, err, don't use that 😀
jakearchibald.github.io/svgomg/
This is the URL for SVGOMG. Unfortunately someone maintains a fork with ads, so, err, don't use that 😀
jakearchibald.github.io/svgomg/
SVGOMG - SVGO's Missing GUI for minifying SVGs
Easy & visual compression of SVG images.
jakearchibald.github.io
September 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
SVGOMG has been updated to use SVGO 4! (thanks Adrien Crivelli!)
This is the URL for SVGOMG. Unfortunately someone maintains a fork with ads, so, err, don't use that 😀
jakearchibald.github.io/svgomg/
This is the URL for SVGOMG. Unfortunately someone maintains a fork with ads, so, err, don't use that 😀
jakearchibald.github.io/svgomg/
Anyone want to have early access to my blog about LLMs unfortunately 😬
September 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Anyone want to have early access to my blog about LLMs unfortunately 😬
Who wants to see a dev preview of my cyberpunk website fever dream 😂
September 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Who wants to see a dev preview of my cyberpunk website fever dream 😂