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danibanani.bsky.social
Dani Banani
@danibanani.bsky.social
Mom, birth mom, writer, bi+, she/her, favorite things ever are Scarlet Witch, Skyrim, and fellow neurodivergent people.
I'm going to need to get myself in the habit of posting here now. The other places are unspeakable in their toxicity.
January 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Been a while, but I'm back! Now I need more friends who are of the sane variety (aka those who didn't vote for Trump.) Writers, avid movie fans, Marvel folks, dorky fandom chicks...all approved. Plus some.
November 21, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Constantly in turmoil over the state of ~everything~ but! My internet bestie of like 5 years is visiting me for the first time on Saturday. I am SO EXCITED.
November 28, 2023 at 2:10 PM
Saw some dude ranting about how the new Hunger Games film won't be getting any of his cash and someone responded, "Same, bro. I only use debit or credit."
November 20, 2023 at 1:05 PM
During the beginning and peak of the pandemic, my in-laws couldn't give two fucks about avoiding covid. Treated us like dumbasses for not attending Thanksgiving and Christmas.

They just canceled Thanksgiving because my family is sick and they don't want to risk it.

Where was that energy in 2020!!
November 19, 2023 at 2:16 PM
What will I even do when my Nan isn't around to hear me complain about an overactive bladder?
November 17, 2023 at 3:21 PM
Probably totally normal to be 76 degrees on Nov 16th in Colorado. Probably not at all climate change.
November 16, 2023 at 2:47 PM
Kinda ridiculous that my husband is telling me "no" to showing him his Christmas gift from my grandma a month and a half early. Like come on how do you expect me to keep a secret this long?!
November 11, 2023 at 5:07 PM
NO it's not concerning to be awake, alone, at 6 am and hear a cheerful whistling.
November 10, 2023 at 1:20 PM
My husband: no, I can't nap, I have too much to do.
My husband as soon as he sits in his desk chair for 4 seconds: *snoring*
November 1, 2023 at 10:22 PM
Hey you ever think about how the phrase "dad guilt" doesn't exist?
November 1, 2023 at 4:44 AM
Every time someone complains about the weather being absolutely psychotic for October, I just want to scream back, "GOOD THING CLIMATE CHANGE ISN'T REAL EH."
October 30, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Two days until Halloween and my family is under a winter storm warning. *sigh*
October 29, 2023 at 2:42 PM
Anyone have any awesome recommendations for me to follow? General info pages, credible news sources (lol), horror anything, Marvel anything, video game stuff? Cool people who don't believe in the Big Lie or other fairytale nonsense? Atheist stuff?
October 26, 2023 at 1:38 AM
WOO social media everywhere else has become pretty much insufferable.
October 26, 2023 at 1:17 AM
Rahhhh I'm struggling to get a profile picture to align properly and not look weird. Hi it's my first time posting and I'm already complaining. 🫶🏻
October 26, 2023 at 1:10 AM