Just turned on the news and… fuck. Waiting to hear back from friends in Bondi. This is terrifying.

THE PRAT WHO CAME BACK FOR HIS HAT
By Dr Sues

Home from three weeks in Spain and Portugal and after a few hours of ‘tude, Esther’s decided she loves me again.

I just listened to Paul Dempsey doing If I Could Turn Back Time and…I’m listening to it again.

Faaaarking lunatics #4corners

Larissa Waters earrings. 🤌🏻 #730

Accidentally stepped on Esther’s tail and now she’s mad at me. Tbf I was listening to Dropkick Murthy’s. She’ll get extra treats when she wakes me at 5am tomorrow

“One eye is enough to see the downfall of a dictator.” Powerful testimony from some of the young victims of Iran’s regime. Can only imagine the courage they’ve had to show to stand up to it. #4corners

Come on Dan. You know you want it. #ausvotes

Well that happened earlier than I expected. Feel like Antony deserved a later night for his last election. #ausvotes

*Antony gesticulates* I can’t see how the coalition can win from here. #ausvotes

Just watched the Big Short for maybe the fifth time. Still don’t really understand how it all worked but it does make make me think. Are people with more money and power than they can ever use just bored? Is that why they’re fucking with us now?

As much as I hate indulging in “first world problems”, have to admit, I get why people are annoyed by White Lotus season 3 theme song.

How do I tell someone I’m in love with them when I’m sure they already know?

Yep. Linton Besser an excellent choice for Media Watch. At least one good decision from #ABC management.

Have we considered the possibility that hell actually has frozen over?

for every 50 likes (within reason) i’ll put a spice girl in a horror movie.

I don’t get it. I just don’t get it. Headphones come in little boxes small enough to put in your pocket. Why tf won’t people use them?! I don’t want to listen to your music or your TV show or your comedy skits. When did it become a thing to subject your fellow passengers to this relentless noise?

Witnessed a fairly serious car accident this morning. Luckily only one person was slightly injured but it looked bad and sounded worse so I got straight on the phone to call 000…and dialled 911! I’ve heard that happens a lot but never thought I’d do it. 🤦🏼‍♀️