Dan Hetteix
danhetx.bsky.social
Dan Hetteix
@danhetx.bsky.social
A urban design nerd, avid D&D player, and Audio/Visual technician. Also do a little hyper-local neighborhood civics podcast called Radio Free Bay Ridge.
What alternative boxes should I have in my "uh oh, someone is commenting on my social media post about street safety" bingo card?
August 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
One of my favorite moments last year was a visit to DC, and I basically talked my partner's ear off about Grants poor hardscrabble background, his prosecution of the KKK, his willingness to sacrifice for what he thought was morally right, and even his fatal flaw loyal gullibility.
April 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Happy Confederate Surrender day to all who celebrate. Please drink a cup of racist apologist tears and salute President Grant on this joyous day.

Seriously tho Grant is fucking awesome. Favorite President hands down. He even gets what I think is the best position on the national mall.
April 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Groceries? Hey fellas, Groceries! Well la dee dah Mr French man.

Why, what do you call it?

A bag with different stuff in it.
April 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
What pages did she rip out of her son's comic books as proof of this vile corruptive filth? This DEI horror? This anti-american trash?

Captain America. And Vision punching an alligator. Both of which are objectively cool as fuck.
March 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
She wrote a lot of letters. To the department of health. Because these horrible images will create rapists!! And god forbid black people and people of "low intelligence" find them, she screams into the void.
March 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Every so often, as we fight in the trenches of this dumb culture war while also actually trying to save off fascism, I'm reminded of a letter I found in the municipal archives from 1942.

An angry "a parent" complaining about evil comic books. Nightmare fuel. Hideous pictures.
March 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"I didn't cut Medicaid! I didn't cut Medicaid!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
February 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It's time. #Gävlebocken
November 29, 2024 at 4:24 PM