Dan McKeown
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Dan McKeown
@dangmckeown.co.uk
Running, digital comms, pearl-clutching, and #Nihongo with a Cov accent
Defecrate: to desecrate something by defecating on it.
January 26, 2026 at 3:22 PM
That England team, built on a rock-solid foundation of Rob Green, Gaz Baz, and 45 minutes or so of Ledley King.
January 26, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I think some managers were fooled into thinking he was unflappable, whereas he was actually just slow.
January 26, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I think it's a valid penalty if the guy's taunting after dropping an interception. If he'd picked it off and then dropped his pants and shown them his arse, I'd say fair play at least he's got something to taunt them about.
January 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Cruella Balderdash
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Scheduling so that the NFC South got decided by the two eliminated teams while the others had to watch was completely inhumane and exactly what the division deserved.
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
And then give it to the whoever's got the cheapest contract on the team with the worst cap situation, just for the laughs.
December 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
He spends too much time slapping and doesn't try to get to his opponent's mawashi to grapple properly. Also, he tries to avoid head-on contact by jumping clean over his opponent, which would definitely have the hinkaku police on him at a basho.
December 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
How can there be a rule that there are no rules? THAT'S A RULE. That's like saying "Never say never" and acting like you haven't just done it not once, but TWICE.
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Pass like that, how could he fail to score.
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM