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Dang it, Mikayla
@dangitmikayla.bsky.social
280 followers 400 following 130 posts
she/her/hers
Forklift Certified, self-proclaimed Crab Rangoon Queen
CO —-> NM 💛❤️
bisexual astrology girl with a nose ring 💅🏻✨
pisces ☼ ┊ gemini ☽ ┊ cancer ↑
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dangitmikayla.bsky.social
I know Co-Star is controversial, but what a lovely reminder
Screenshot of a Co-Star widget that says “Your day at a glance” in small letters toward the top, and “Your body was built to be loved” in larger letters below. There is one bunch of grapes shown in black and white off to the right of the quote
December 1, 2024 at 5:58 PM
dangitmikayla.bsky.social
Hello Bluesky, I am getting my hair done, so prepare for at least 48 hours of me being That Bitch™️ here soon
A woman (me) wearing a black K-95 mask and black cape with many foils in her hair between blonde wavy, crazy hair in a salon with gray walls and a blurry pink neon sign
November 13, 2024 at 9:12 PM
dangitmikayla.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with
One book 📖
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺
The cover of the novel It’s Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini. It features the outline of a man’s head with a map drawn inside in front of a yellow background Poster for the movie Jaws - there is a large shark at the bottom of the poster seemingly swimming up to a woman swimming on the surface of the ocean Album cover for Aftershock by Alexander 23. He has dark wavy hair that’s covering his face and he’s holding a guitar while reaching toward the camera, but he and his guitar appears to be melting Ad for the show New Girl featuring Cece, Nick, Jess, Schmidt, and Winston from left to right
November 9, 2024 at 5:11 AM
dangitmikayla.bsky.social
Hello new friends! I don’t think I’ve ever done an introduction post, so here’s a little about me:

Name: Mikayla
Pronouns: she/her
Relationship: partnered
Living in: New Mexico
Interests: sharks, Taylor Swift, reading, LGBTQ+ rights, astrology
Favourite movie genres: romantic comedies, thrillers
Young woman (me) in a green crop top and ripped black jeans holding her phone in one hand and throwing a peace sign with the other
November 8, 2024 at 7:26 PM
dangitmikayla.bsky.social
Love this 💛
Photo of Taylor Swift in a pink dress smiling with song lyrics from Enchanted beside her and a label of Pisces Sun. The lyrics shown are “this night is sparkling, don’t you let it go I’m wonderstruck blushing all the way home I’ll spend forever wondering if you knew This night is flawless, don’t you let it go I’m wonderstruck dancing round all alone I’ll spend forever wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you” Photo of Taylor Swift in a black dress against a dark background with red light showing around her curled hair. There’s red script that reads Gemini Moon and lyrics from Better Than Revenge to the right of Taylor. The lyrics featured are “but sophistication isn’t what you wear or who you know, Or pushing people down to get to where you wanna go, They don’t teach you that in prep school so it’s up to me, But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity” A beige-y photo of Taylor Swift where she’s sitting on concrete stairs with her arms folded on her knee with her chin resting on one hand. She’s looking directly at the camera and there’s black script above her head that says Cancer Rising. These lyrics from Back to December are in black script to the left of Taylor: “I'm so glad you made time to see me How's life? Tell me, how's your family? I haven't seen them in a while You've been good, busier than ever We small talk, work and the weather Your guard is up and I know why Because the last time you saw me Is still burned in the back of your mind You gave me roses and I left them there to die” A picture of Taylor Swift with her hair down and curled where she’s wearing a red shirt and light brown cardigan looking to her right in front of a background of plants. There’s white script that reads Aquarius Venue below these lyrics from Ours: “So don't you worry your pretty, little mind People throw rocks at things that shine And life makes love look hard The stakes are high, the water's rough But this love is ours”
November 8, 2024 at 2:52 PM
dangitmikayla.bsky.social
Addiction is not a joking matter but humor is my favorite coping mechanism. Happy Father’s Day world ✨
Blonde girl with one hand on her hip and the other in a thumbs up in a black t shirt that reads “contrary to popular belief I have a dad (he just liked drugs more than me)”
June 16, 2024 at 11:58 PM
dangitmikayla.bsky.social
This is my mood board for 2024 btw
Screenshot of text message convo. White bubble reads “I just cried so hard but ready to party lmfao” and the blue bubble reads “okay that is a vibe, sometimes you have to cry but only do it for the next 14 minutes because it is almost 2024 baby and we don’t cry over men anymore!!” Two men standing under a colorful creature in a weird forest-esque area Two smiling girls on either side of a colorful sloth-like creature in a seemingly forest like area Chonky seal stuffed animal
January 1, 2024 at 5:07 AM
dangitmikayla.bsky.social
Listen I am nothing if not committed to the bit. I thought the homies would get a hoot out of me becoming forklift certified and I was correct 💅🏻
Screenshot messages between two people. The first message is a meme that includes a fluffy cat wearing a hard hat and skiing glasses in front of a forklift that reads “oh your boyfriend owns a Fortune 500 company? That’s cool but is he forklift ferried???” The next message says “Yassss it me!” Then the person who sent the meme changes the other persons nickname to Forklift Certified Rangoon Queen and says “had to change the nickname”
November 18, 2023 at 9:32 PM
dangitmikayla.bsky.social
@judgiespod.bsky.social BOO
Obviously photoshopped picture of a Spirit Halloween costume that is called “Malört Bottle” with a picture of a lady in a costume shaped like an alcohol bottle with a big frown but giving a thumbs up
November 1, 2023 at 4:59 AM
dangitmikayla.bsky.social
Bad meme: Silly white and orange stuffed cat with a white bag on its head. The text around the stuffed cat reads “good morning god has let me have caffeine and I’m about to make it everybody’s problem”
October 25, 2023 at 8:40 PM
dangitmikayla.bsky.social
I really blast shit like this as if I’m not dating a whole ass Eagle Scout 🤨
Lyrics from the song My Type by Violà that read “you were my type if you were emo in 2009 and had your hair parted over one eye”
October 25, 2023 at 2:30 PM