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Journalist tries to be Isaac Chotiner to woman who teaches little kids to count or some shit, and the journalist comes out looking like the one of the subjects of a Chotiner interview (that goes off the rails for the subject).
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I am always annoyed when people say "space is cold," which is less important to remember than "space is an infinite thermos."
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Trey Gowdy?
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I know it's not real, but I do hate the "question" headline where there is a clear answer. (Women, in truth, be shopping.)
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Did you ever get a nameplate? Is there just a yellowing piece of paper held up by ancient scotch tape?
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I feel like this ballroom will have its windows papered up and be turned into a SCIF for doc review for the upcoming decades of litigation.
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The hijab thing will never not be funny to me. Usually it means a head covering. You know, a hat.
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
He seems to be trolling pretty well here.
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Giulani being batshit wasn't visible until the GOP was truly batshit. Bloomberg is what it says on the package, so somebody like him is not going to be able to fit the current GOP.
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"MINA KOIMES"
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"an faithfully"

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November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
A nontrivial chance that it does happen due to a mispelled balaclava ban.
October 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Notably, the Mayor of London, for more than nine years now has been Sadiq Khan.
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Keep his pants up.
October 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
That's a rookie move. You tell them about Joko Widodo, then show that he's real. Then you offhandedly mention Glub Shitto, Chancellor of East Microstania, etc.
October 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This is 1980s Banana Republic coded.
October 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sexy Heidelberger Platz?
October 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hit the A button to "Gunwht dade."
October 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I wonder if at some point they will do a "Crisis on Infinite 616s" or something because Fantastic Four #1 being always officially ten years ago is something.
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Then you'll have to eliminate those who complain about bilingualism.
October 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I can't tell if there is someone named Waingro we should be worried about or if this is a joke about Heat.
October 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I'd post drunk more often, but that'd just be the lyrics to whatever song I have stuck in my head. Right now that's Kenny Rogers "The Gambler."
October 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I think the only game with a dumber ending is maybe Fallout 3, which I haven't played because I heard about the dumb ending.
October 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM