Dangerpawbeans
@dangerpawbeans.bsky.social
Wandering nerd. Historically gnimmel/listing toport/driftingdeeps on various other social networks.
The local pet shop has Christmas plush roast chicken dog toys with a smiley face on, only instead of the face being in the place where a chicken has an actual face, it’s… somewhere else. In case you were in need on something eldritch this week.
October 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The local pet shop has Christmas plush roast chicken dog toys with a smiley face on, only instead of the face being in the place where a chicken has an actual face, it’s… somewhere else. In case you were in need on something eldritch this week.
This sign on the airport shuttle bus is not very reassuring.
July 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This sign on the airport shuttle bus is not very reassuring.
Conference tour time means shipping containers time!
July 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Conference tour time means shipping containers time!
The South China Sea at night: clouds above, stars below. (The stars are squid fishing boats, I think)
June 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
The South China Sea at night: clouds above, stars below. (The stars are squid fishing boats, I think)
Eating lunch up where Kowloon Walled City used to be. It’s now an almost aggressively tranquil garden - this is all that remains of the city.
June 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Eating lunch up where Kowloon Walled City used to be. It’s now an almost aggressively tranquil garden - this is all that remains of the city.
Greetings from Hong Kong, where I am having a gently jet lagged hotel breakfast.
June 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Greetings from Hong Kong, where I am having a gently jet lagged hotel breakfast.
I regret to say that the pine needles are not slippery at all, which may be why the sport never caught on.
May 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I regret to say that the pine needles are not slippery at all, which may be why the sport never caught on.
Lot of sand here. Found a stick that looks like it’s waving its little arms about.
May 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Lot of sand here. Found a stick that looks like it’s waving its little arms about.
Clearly some business has occurred here that will forever remain a mystery to us.
May 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Clearly some business has occurred here that will forever remain a mystery to us.
EVIDENCE of frog-hagstone interaction
May 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
EVIDENCE of frog-hagstone interaction
Now playing: Shakespearean insult or variety of amphibian?
May 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Now playing: Shakespearean insult or variety of amphibian?
For Reasons we needed to install an emergency swamp today.
May 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
For Reasons we needed to install an emergency swamp today.
The pond area has green stuff in it now and this is good, but I fear we may have inadvertently created a Boss Arena that the local cats are now using for pvp battles.
April 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The pond area has green stuff in it now and this is good, but I fear we may have inadvertently created a Boss Arena that the local cats are now using for pvp battles.
Not only is there a new sort of yellow train at Cambridge station, but it is also making duck noises?
February 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Not only is there a new sort of yellow train at Cambridge station, but it is also making duck noises?
A less dignified angle of the fox incident.
February 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
A less dignified angle of the fox incident.
This guy trotted around for a while, trying to steal one of my gardening gloves and peeing on the playhouse before wandering off.
February 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This guy trotted around for a while, trying to steal one of my gardening gloves and peeing on the playhouse before wandering off.
Child requested a frog habitat for their birthday and it seemed like a good idea to start early to give them time to move in, so here are steps 1 and 2: the pond and the hibernaculum.
January 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Child requested a frog habitat for their birthday and it seemed like a good idea to start early to give them time to move in, so here are steps 1 and 2: the pond and the hibernaculum.
As someone who can read upside down but has problems telling left and right apart, I feel personally attacked by these stairs
December 29, 2024 at 3:44 PM
As someone who can read upside down but has problems telling left and right apart, I feel personally attacked by these stairs
This boat is fully 7 more slippery
December 29, 2024 at 3:41 PM
This boat is fully 7 more slippery
If you want a lovingly detailed portrait of a lion on a toilet, some animatronic kicking elf legs, or this headless water feature with liquid welling out of the neck, I certainly know the place to go!
December 29, 2024 at 1:34 PM
If you want a lovingly detailed portrait of a lion on a toilet, some animatronic kicking elf legs, or this headless water feature with liquid welling out of the neck, I certainly know the place to go!
I like to think that this is what you get if one of the Thomas the tank engine trains dies and leaves a skeleton.
December 26, 2024 at 2:32 PM
I like to think that this is what you get if one of the Thomas the tank engine trains dies and leaves a skeleton.
Sadly wasn’t able to get the Cheese Chariot home, having to settle for the Thameslink instead.
December 16, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Sadly wasn’t able to get the Cheese Chariot home, having to settle for the Thameslink instead.
This ex-radioactive gremlin just decided that my hand on my laptop keyboard during a meeting was some kind of rodent, and that urgent cat attention was needed to prevent this rodent from, e.g., making notes, sharing the screen, clicking ‘end meeting’, etc.
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 PM
This ex-radioactive gremlin just decided that my hand on my laptop keyboard during a meeting was some kind of rodent, and that urgent cat attention was needed to prevent this rodent from, e.g., making notes, sharing the screen, clicking ‘end meeting’, etc.
I always wanted to know why this tree in the Cambridge Botanic Gardens has a bricked-up hole in it, and this time there was a tag with a link to an explanation!
November 16, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I always wanted to know why this tree in the Cambridge Botanic Gardens has a bricked-up hole in it, and this time there was a tag with a link to an explanation!