Konstantine Zolotaire
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Konstantine Zolotaire
@dangerouz.bsky.social
gonna go crop dust the air quality totem pole
February 16, 2026 at 5:03 PM
you gay irish fireman!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 AM
i like cow milk… unfortunately.
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
they not gender neutch (in reference to bathrooms in this building)
February 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
banjos are donkeys, and guitars are horses.
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
you’re practicing trigger safety on bethany 2
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
turbo DIVORCHE
February 8, 2026 at 2:47 AM
you look like you were drawn by someone’s left hand!!
February 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
chekhov’s fire alarm
February 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
i’m trying to think… i don’t think…
February 7, 2026 at 4:16 AM
cricket-cryotherapy, an interpretive massage technique.
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
maybe it isn’t that autistic people don’t like overhead light because of circadian-rhythm reasons, maybe it’s the trauma of so many evenings as a kid spent playing a sport you mildly enjoyed under huge fluorescent lights in school gyms
February 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
awwww i thought that cart was a dog !
February 2, 2026 at 12:55 AM
does #pittsburgh know you can stack snow? like, it can go higher
February 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
yeah, she used uTorrent to get a BBL
January 30, 2026 at 8:52 PM
yeah, oats hurt my stomach…
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
we got woke kanye before GTA 6
January 27, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Looks like a hallway carpet (in regards to the shape of a screenshot)
January 26, 2026 at 5:59 AM
gumby and blood boy
January 23, 2026 at 5:02 AM
chronically bald (terminal)
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 AM
glovey is my mousey
January 23, 2026 at 3:53 AM
foot sniff-ception
January 21, 2026 at 10:19 PM
do you know fetty wap?
January 19, 2026 at 3:46 AM
why have car if you can have elephant?
January 17, 2026 at 7:51 PM
baby it’s clit outside
January 15, 2026 at 2:41 PM