Sick people want to stress out on the phone with hospitals and tech support so they don't have to focus on getting well.

We've been destroying the dollar for 50+ years. The current administration is doing it somewhat more intentionally.

Its a two party problem though. No one wants to platform austerity and higher taxes.

We've lost over 96% of purchasing power in under a lifetime.

Expect it to accelerate.

GTA: Electric Boogaloo sucks ass.

Remember, if it crashes it was woke.

MAHA: Make America Hungry Again.

*if you're a billionaire.

We need to be able to vote in primaries though.

Just need some creepy glowing eyes opening under that step.

I'm hoping for a stroke of luck.

"Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory"

We need to add a real passenger train system to our demands.

👇👇, Just takes a label maker.

This is your captain, we will be taxiing the 1,500 miles cross country, the weather when we arrive is expected to be summer.

A better gesture would be a massive index finger that the republicans need to completely own the shutdown.

Everyone in the US would be $684 Billion.

US population is ~342 Million. It is an important number to be generally aware of to call out BS statistics from the administration.

That said, it would lead to a lot of inflation.

Its feasts and circuses to keep the peasant masses from rioting.

Or they made it realistic and people got sick of spawn camper drones. 🤣