Petrodollar
@dangdinosaur.bsky.social
Doomer dinosaur, greymuzzle artist
*I* want them dead
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
*I* want them dead
Strongbad voice: "Oh yeah, you gotta have blue hair!"
January 10, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Strongbad voice: "Oh yeah, you gotta have blue hair!"
Me: *horrified reaction* "That critter should have one leg comically raised!"
January 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Me: *horrified reaction* "That critter should have one leg comically raised!"
Where's the horror movie where the protagonist becomes a werewolf and the werewolf form has the opposite gender of the human form? This movie practically writes itself!
December 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Where's the horror movie where the protagonist becomes a werewolf and the werewolf form has the opposite gender of the human form? This movie practically writes itself!
Me trying in vain to justify to an incredulous group of Mormons the fact that at Mass we all sip out of the same cup and aren't immediately struck with cholera:
"You don't understand, the cup is special! It's made of GOLD"
"The guy blesses it, it's MAGIC"
"... Hey, he wipes it off afterward!"
"You don't understand, the cup is special! It's made of GOLD"
"The guy blesses it, it's MAGIC"
"... Hey, he wipes it off afterward!"
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Me trying in vain to justify to an incredulous group of Mormons the fact that at Mass we all sip out of the same cup and aren't immediately struck with cholera:
"You don't understand, the cup is special! It's made of GOLD"
"The guy blesses it, it's MAGIC"
"... Hey, he wipes it off afterward!"
"You don't understand, the cup is special! It's made of GOLD"
"The guy blesses it, it's MAGIC"
"... Hey, he wipes it off afterward!"
The mug has a slightly manic "graphic design is my passion" vibe and that is 100% the greatest thing about it. It's perfect
December 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The mug has a slightly manic "graphic design is my passion" vibe and that is 100% the greatest thing about it. It's perfect
It broke because you've become too strong
December 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It broke because you've become too strong
If grinding 5 to 9 and then 9 to 5 could net me as much as this guy makes in a year, I'd do it too.
But it can't.
But it can't.
December 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If grinding 5 to 9 and then 9 to 5 could net me as much as this guy makes in a year, I'd do it too.
But it can't.
But it can't.
I smell a conspiracy: i think a coyote put him up to it
December 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I smell a conspiracy: i think a coyote put him up to it
Isn't this place a geographical oddity
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Isn't this place a geographical oddity
Every time i see one of these i feel unreasonably certain that they're what replaced the dinosaurs
December 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Every time i see one of these i feel unreasonably certain that they're what replaced the dinosaurs
Love his dramatic guyliner
December 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Love his dramatic guyliner
I clicked on this thinking that you must've started selling cute enamel pins
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I clicked on this thinking that you must've started selling cute enamel pins
