Guy who's not mad: "SHE IS NOT A REAL ONE!!!"
July 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Guy who's not mad: "SHE IS NOT A REAL ONE!!!"
Everyone is super angry at me all the time; which just highlights why everything I do is not only right, but unquestionable.
June 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Everyone is super angry at me all the time; which just highlights why everything I do is not only right, but unquestionable.
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you want a #makeaterriblecomicday? oh i'll SHOW you a #makeaterriblecomicday
![a two-panel comic.
[first panel]
a red circle in a white void: ahh, another beautiful day. not to mention the triangle that makes you shit yourself upon seeing it is nowhere to be found!
[second panel]
the camera has moved slightly to partway reveal a brown triangle behind the red circle](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:iwxencr6hfeitk4omh3vwzmr/bafkreidvnobpzu6pqa2n2nfzsbyplv7mhjlzhyfj735z2vak55gmrhlxam@jpeg)
June 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
you want a #makeaterriblecomicday? oh i'll SHOW you a #makeaterriblecomicday
Kojima: "My cool new idea for game is where the character forgets things over time"
Oh cool, the horrors
Oh cool, the horrors
Hideo Kojima has an amazing idea for a "Forgetting Game" where the main character gradually forgets important information and abilities if you take too long a break from playing.
Hideo Kojima Has an Amazing Idea for a 'Forgetting Game' Where the Main Character Gradually Forgets Important Information and Abilities if You Take Too Long a Break From Playing
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May 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Kojima: "My cool new idea for game is where the character forgets things over time"
Oh cool, the horrors
Oh cool, the horrors
So what I'm hearing is the pope is when "this big cardinal be eating all the little cardinals"
May 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
So what I'm hearing is the pope is when "this big cardinal be eating all the little cardinals"
People will go on this website and show the public their whole metaphorical ass. Like sometimes I get it on like some people's accounts but sometimes it shows up on my feed. I'm just like wow, idk who this is but I guess they're the most desperate person alive.
May 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
People will go on this website and show the public their whole metaphorical ass. Like sometimes I get it on like some people's accounts but sometimes it shows up on my feed. I'm just like wow, idk who this is but I guess they're the most desperate person alive.
I am being told that the new pope may only be superficially woke and is actually just catholic.
May 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I am being told that the new pope may only be superficially woke and is actually just catholic.
RED ALERT: WOKE POPE
May 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
RED ALERT: WOKE POPE
International jonkler day
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
International jonkler day
Guys will just go ": |"
April 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Guys will just go ": |"
I think if we just put together a committee of rich east-coasters to figure out who's turn it is it will instantly fix politics.
April 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I think if we just put together a committee of rich east-coasters to figure out who's turn it is it will instantly fix politics.
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Breaking news: The Switch 2 will now cost $1099 and will not feature the following:
-Fish button that does nothing
-Hall effect joy sticks
-Any games for peasants
-Fish button that does nothing
-Hall effect joy sticks
-Any games for peasants
April 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Breaking news: The Switch 2 will now cost $1099 and will not feature the following:
-Fish button that does nothing
-Hall effect joy sticks
-Any games for peasants
-Fish button that does nothing
-Hall effect joy sticks
-Any games for peasants
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I think losses against Dooley's shouldn't make your prestige go down #TheBazaar
April 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I think losses against Dooley's shouldn't make your prestige go down #TheBazaar
This place really got me friend-moding
March 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This place really got me friend-moding
i found my muse, more hammers to the head!
March 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
i found my muse, more hammers to the head!
alternative universe where the wii was just a souped up game cube but with some sort of new five-sided shape instead of the classic square
March 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
alternative universe where the wii was just a souped up game cube but with some sort of new five-sided shape instead of the classic square
creating new rituals to obtain muses for my shitposts
March 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
creating new rituals to obtain muses for my shitposts
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Drinking water is a conspiracy. What so you put some very effective solvent in your body just for it to absorb chemicals inside you so the government can spy on you through your piss? Think people!!!
March 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Drinking water is a conspiracy. What so you put some very effective solvent in your body just for it to absorb chemicals inside you so the government can spy on you through your piss? Think people!!!
Games are woke now unfortunately. Time to pack it in.
March 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Games are woke now unfortunately. Time to pack it in.
"ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE" signs to be posted in all hospital rooms where a patient gives birth in full view of the baby. The sign should have a cute little earth painted on it to remind them it's not about the hospital in particular.
March 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE" signs to be posted in all hospital rooms where a patient gives birth in full view of the baby. The sign should have a cute little earth painted on it to remind them it's not about the hospital in particular.
He went to Dan Flashes. I mean look at the complexity of the pattern.
February 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
He went to Dan Flashes. I mean look at the complexity of the pattern.