So… my cat Phyllis peed on some clothes on the floor in my bedroom. I trusted you Phyllis, I fed you and protected you from the dog, and this is how you repay me?

See, I knew there must have been a greater purpose in making ChatGPT widely available to the unwashed masses like me. How else would I have learned this nugget of traditional Chinese medicine?

Do I feel bad that I’m spending valuable energy resources arguing in bad faith with ChatGPT about aliens? A little.

My wife got us the greatest (to me) AirBNB while we were in Amsterdam. #amsterdam #perfnow

Late stage capitalism at its finest

Yeah, shutting that off. #linkedin

After my trip to Amsterdam, I think I’m ok on Heineken beer for… basically ever. But, as my boss said, there’s a difference between Heineken and free Heineken.