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Jake
@danfan420.bsky.social
from the foot of mount belzoni
Life is extremely weird
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Does anyone want to buy a lot of bass gear at market value
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I wrote and essay for the liner notes of the new weak days record and it’s good
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Lunch apple mealy as hell what’s the fucking point
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Why don’t they do a huge desk concert
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.

Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
September 16, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 4 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT.

Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ordered a rug for Hailey for Christmas but they sent me an embroidered patch of the same design by mistake but tbh l I’m just going to roll with it. What I ordered vs what I got
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
New bass
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I have never read a review of an album because I’m the only person with good taste in music
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Destroy Rivers Cuomo next
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Once again my Halloween costume is wearing Carhartt to my desk job
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
We should be hitting politicians with hammers every day until snap is back hypothetically
October 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I quit smoking weed and the 9/11 subreddit unfortunately does not hit the same
October 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Got sick at the end of a long weekend and had too many days off work and remembered that life was worth living
October 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’ll never start another band but watching 90’s alternative rock music videos has me thinking about itv
October 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I’m glad I didn’t start playing magic until I was 30 in the same way I’m glad I didn’t smoke weed until I was 22
October 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
No one uses this shit but only the most annoying people are left on twitter where are the cool people online because threads is full of sociopaths and Facebook is only good for lowballing guys selling five string basses
October 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Just got passed on Zwift by someone named B. Naturals
October 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Is it ever going to get fucking cold outside
October 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Someone should hit that swellers guy over the head with a mallet in Minecraft
October 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Something happens and that Punk with a camera person has to put it on a tee shirt
September 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Ferndale is just super Howell
September 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Never going to finish the fucking record but at least we have these cool Playmats
August 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Nine Inch Nails ska cover album called The Upward Stroke
August 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM