Smell test before you call wildlife rescue.

To complement my ensemble, perhaps a new haircut and a few accessories from Forbidden Fruit. Are dildoes still against the law or are they covered under our beautiful open carry law?

I’m ready for my new wardrobe. So I can look like The Great State of Texas’ idea of what a woman looks like. Do you think I could find a good fit shopping in the big boy section of Sears?

In Greece or Cancun. Don’t not let him taint our state any longer.

Sometimes I get the window seat, but all things considered, train travel is more civilized.

Vampires.

Even horses are wearing masks.

Wish I could see what others are saying. I nominate “Where the Crawdads Sing.”

Hoping Mr King sees your post!

Happy possum eating my figs!

Mr. King, I’ll bet you leave no tern unstoned. 👹