@danesparza.bsky.social
Software developer and huge nerd in Atlanta
“I swear to God - if I have to come back here again, I will TURN THIS PLANE AROUND..”
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
“I swear to God - if I have to come back here again, I will TURN THIS PLANE AROUND..”
I mean, just stop by literally any hospital and talk with a nurse. They have stories.
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I mean, just stop by literally any hospital and talk with a nurse. They have stories.
"worlds largest pizza collapse, injuring Matt Damon" - I'm pretty sure Jimmy Kimmel can make that happen. You should hit him up.
October 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"worlds largest pizza collapse, injuring Matt Damon" - I'm pretty sure Jimmy Kimmel can make that happen. You should hit him up.
I love it. Reminds me of the GitHub mascot: the octocat
August 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I love it. Reminds me of the GitHub mascot: the octocat
Intellisense has messed with our brains. I wanted to do your simple example in my own IDE and was fighting it (hard) to keep it from prompting me with crib notes. Every time an IDE does this it removes the cognitive effort from our brains. It's like going to the gym but letting the spotter lift.
August 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Intellisense has messed with our brains. I wanted to do your simple example in my own IDE and was fighting it (hard) to keep it from prompting me with crib notes. Every time an IDE does this it removes the cognitive effort from our brains. It's like going to the gym but letting the spotter lift.
And don't think that this is off the table: dnyuz.com/2025/08/01/t...
Top Trump Aide Shares Ominous Post About ‘Indefinite’ Presidential Terms
At least one White House official is apparently feeling inspired by El Salvador’s move to end presidential term limits. President
dnyuz.com
August 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
And don't think that this is off the table: dnyuz.com/2025/08/01/t...
Also: That weird military parade / birthday celebration where donors 'sponsored' things: www.financialexpress.com/world-news/u...
Who funded Trump’s birthday military parade? Here’s all we know of the president’s birthday celebration
FedEx clarified that while it had supported America250, its contributions did not fund the June 14 parade. Walmart, which donated $500,000, emphasised its funds went toward the U.S. Army’s National Mu...
www.financialexpress.com
August 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Also: That weird military parade / birthday celebration where donors 'sponsored' things: www.financialexpress.com/world-news/u...
We're not even a year into his 2nd presidency. Give it time. (Unfortunately).
August 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
We're not even a year into his 2nd presidency. Give it time. (Unfortunately).
I mean ... just using the power of the press to make us feel like this is all inevitable (when it is not). There is a psychological force that should not be understated there, and it's definitely a force for corruption.
August 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I mean ... just using the power of the press to make us feel like this is all inevitable (when it is not). There is a psychological force that should not be understated there, and it's definitely a force for corruption.
I see what you did there…
May 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I see what you did there…
And Mickey Mario has answers!
March 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
And Mickey Mario has answers!
youtu.be/D8Ci47X96H0?... Deep cut, but actually a Stones song (that might be) about a persistent cough. Enjoy.
The Rolling Stones - Dear Doctor (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ABKCOVEVO
youtu.be
March 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
youtu.be/D8Ci47X96H0?... Deep cut, but actually a Stones song (that might be) about a persistent cough. Enjoy.
Shampoo. Toothpaste. Seeds for plants. Lip balm. Lotion. Candles. Honey. Jams. Natural cleaning products.
January 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Shampoo. Toothpaste. Seeds for plants. Lip balm. Lotion. Candles. Honey. Jams. Natural cleaning products.
Or perhaps it’s already here and playing dumb to dissuade your fear.
December 24, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Or perhaps it’s already here and playing dumb to dissuade your fear.
Neglect is still malpractice.
December 16, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Neglect is still malpractice.
You say that with such certainty. The universe is big. Hell, our local group is big. Probability says that eventually, it might be. Or not. What do I know?
December 13, 2024 at 3:42 AM
You say that with such certainty. The universe is big. Hell, our local group is big. Probability says that eventually, it might be. Or not. What do I know?
And of course, here is a haiku that summarizes this:
Stardust forms my breath,
Timeless atoms drift and weave—
Eternal, I am.
Stardust forms my breath,
Timeless atoms drift and weave—
Eternal, I am.
December 10, 2024 at 4:59 PM
And of course, here is a haiku that summarizes this:
Stardust forms my breath,
Timeless atoms drift and weave—
Eternal, I am.
Stardust forms my breath,
Timeless atoms drift and weave—
Eternal, I am.
All the subatomic particles that are in you have always existed. They will exist after you are gone. You are already connected to eternity.
December 10, 2024 at 4:57 PM
All the subatomic particles that are in you have always existed. They will exist after you are gone. You are already connected to eternity.
Solid advice
December 8, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Solid advice
I'd definitely be worried about the financial stability of the bank then: they are conflating profit with financial stability. They are definitely two discrete things.
December 3, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I'd definitely be worried about the financial stability of the bank then: they are conflating profit with financial stability. They are definitely two discrete things.
If that was a haiku, it was beautiful but I think you might be missing a few syllables.
December 2, 2024 at 8:58 PM
If that was a haiku, it was beautiful but I think you might be missing a few syllables.
I think Elon has pulled a MySpace. Well done Elon.
November 30, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I think Elon has pulled a MySpace. Well done Elon.