Dan A.
@dandyman.bsky.social
Husband to @Allanis.gay / 🏳️🌈🇨🇦🕊️💪🥸
Dad jokes/Dad bod
Fresh puns baked daily
Gaymer / Silly Ham
Movies - Shows - Books;
Lover of stories and characters
Hell is other people.
So is Heaven.
Both fake by the way.
IT WAS A METAPHOR
Dad jokes/Dad bod
Fresh puns baked daily
Gaymer / Silly Ham
Movies - Shows - Books;
Lover of stories and characters
Hell is other people.
So is Heaven.
Both fake by the way.
IT WAS A METAPHOR
He doesn't even know the difference between a provincial premier and prime minister
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
He doesn't even know the difference between a provincial premier and prime minister
Very much *on purpose* tone deaf
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Very much *on purpose* tone deaf
Me, showing up for my date:
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Me, showing up for my date:
He looks like he's constantly trying to figure out if he's peeing or not
October 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
He looks like he's constantly trying to figure out if he's peeing or not
[me, an advertisement detective] *knocking baton on screen*
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...this a real ad, then, is it??"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...this a real ad, then, is it??"
October 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
[me, an advertisement detective] *knocking baton on screen*
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...this a real ad, then, is it??"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...this a real ad, then, is it??"
Oh yeah, smart guy? Let's see YOU operate a toaster after 40 rails of ketamine
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Oh yeah, smart guy? Let's see YOU operate a toaster after 40 rails of ketamine
Where does the Left even get these crazy ideas??
October 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Where does the Left even get these crazy ideas??
Chocolate - now with the refreshing mouth feel of having just brushed your teeth! (note: I love it)
October 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Chocolate - now with the refreshing mouth feel of having just brushed your teeth! (note: I love it)
They all look like someone messed with the contrast
October 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
They all look like someone messed with the contrast
She's lied so much she accidentally told a truth
October 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
She's lied so much she accidentally told a truth
"Our company has a blood testing policy"
October 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"Our company has a blood testing policy"
If you think that was a compliment, you're not fluent in Canadian dry insult
October 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If you think that was a compliment, you're not fluent in Canadian dry insult
