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“Add a reporter to the Secret War Plans group chat”
March 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Pink is Imagine Dragons for girls
March 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Elon Musk’s full name is Elongated Muskrat
March 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Me talking to either my 16 year old nephew or my 75 year old mom on the phone:

Say less
March 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Reposted
Dan Duvall: Cheat Day (Full Comedy Special)
YouTube video by Dan Duvall
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March 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Severance but for the entire next 4 years
March 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Walked thru some guy’s cloud of crack smoke today and my non recovering addict gf was like whoa what kind of vape is that??

That, my friend, is the forbidden vape
February 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just started calling tea “night soup”
February 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM