I think you've misunderstood what 'skeet shooting' is.

But if you're right I don't think the reverse translation would work. "I need to clean my sheets. They're covered in clay pigeons."

If it's called a 'tweet' on Twitter, what are we calling them on here? Blurts?

Except all the people on the other side of the earth.

I can only apologise for my pedantry. This is why I have no friends...

It better be a pop-up artisan coffee roastery. Otherwise I'm not interested.