Dan Lane
@dandanlane.bsky.social
Shower thoughts: why hasn’t #Trump tried to change the name of English to ‘The American Language’ yet? That’s the sort of Trumpshit mental thing he’d try to do
February 1, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Shower thoughts: why hasn’t #Trump tried to change the name of English to ‘The American Language’ yet? That’s the sort of Trumpshit mental thing he’d try to do
Just in case you thought the #dailymail were losing their touch by not having Megan on the front page this Saturday, don’t worry. They’re laying into her on page 3.
January 17, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Just in case you thought the #dailymail were losing their touch by not having Megan on the front page this Saturday, don’t worry. They’re laying into her on page 3.
Is there anything more pointless yet inevitable than the Boxing day sales story on the news at ten? One Christmas, many years from now, it won’t be a story.
December 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Is there anything more pointless yet inevitable than the Boxing day sales story on the news at ten? One Christmas, many years from now, it won’t be a story.
Another Saturday, another Mail Megan piece. This time sending a reporter to her shop in California to complain about how shit it is. Long after everyone else has stopped thinking about the Sussexes, the Mail are still rampantly obsessed.
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Another Saturday, another Mail Megan piece. This time sending a reporter to her shop in California to complain about how shit it is. Long after everyone else has stopped thinking about the Sussexes, the Mail are still rampantly obsessed.
Or we could, and stay with me here, increase funding in mental health services and the NHS in general
November 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Or we could, and stay with me here, increase funding in mental health services and the NHS in general
The Mail’s obsession with Megan is unrelenting. Friday’s front page has an exclusive… an exclusive that runs to less than half a page on page nine.
Rent free.
Rent free.
October 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The Mail’s obsession with Megan is unrelenting. Friday’s front page has an exclusive… an exclusive that runs to less than half a page on page nine.
Rent free.
Rent free.
Every two weeks there’s someone from Reform on Question Time. Tonight it’s Dorries, two weeks ago it was Zia Yusuf, and before that it was Tice. The BBC are Reform’s comms department. For a party with four MPs, you can’t buy that level of exposure.
October 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Every two weeks there’s someone from Reform on Question Time. Tonight it’s Dorries, two weeks ago it was Zia Yusuf, and before that it was Tice. The BBC are Reform’s comms department. For a party with four MPs, you can’t buy that level of exposure.
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I'll tell you what is a superpower these days
Not being a racist
It seems impossible for many people, and they have to call their racism 'Free Speech'
Just stop, stop judging people by their skin colour/religion and judge them on their actions
Like a person with a brain would
Not being a racist
It seems impossible for many people, and they have to call their racism 'Free Speech'
Just stop, stop judging people by their skin colour/religion and judge them on their actions
Like a person with a brain would
September 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'll tell you what is a superpower these days
Not being a racist
It seems impossible for many people, and they have to call their racism 'Free Speech'
Just stop, stop judging people by their skin colour/religion and judge them on their actions
Like a person with a brain would
Not being a racist
It seems impossible for many people, and they have to call their racism 'Free Speech'
Just stop, stop judging people by their skin colour/religion and judge them on their actions
Like a person with a brain would
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It's a good job Prince Andrew didn't marry a mixed race woman, or he'd have been booted out of the royal family by now
February 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's a good job Prince Andrew didn't marry a mixed race woman, or he'd have been booted out of the royal family by now
The name of every Portuguese footballer you can think of is made up of these nine names:
Joao
Luis
Pedro
Felix
Nuno
Silva
Neves
Mendes
Dias
You know it’s true.
#PremierLeague #football
Joao
Luis
Pedro
Felix
Nuno
Silva
Neves
Mendes
Dias
You know it’s true.
#PremierLeague #football
January 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The name of every Portuguese footballer you can think of is made up of these nine names:
Joao
Luis
Pedro
Felix
Nuno
Silva
Neves
Mendes
Dias
You know it’s true.
#PremierLeague #football
Joao
Luis
Pedro
Felix
Nuno
Silva
Neves
Mendes
Dias
You know it’s true.
#PremierLeague #football
@footballcliches.bsky.social
Can you have a race for a position that (I think) is voted on by a panel?
Can you have a race for a position that (I think) is voted on by a panel?
January 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social
Can you have a race for a position that (I think) is voted on by a panel?
Can you have a race for a position that (I think) is voted on by a panel?
Actually it’s pretty presumptuous of George Michael to assume he could get past the heartbreak of being cheated on, enjoy being single for a bit, start going on dates, meet someone he quite liked and *then* fall in love with them, all in the space of a year.
December 22, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Actually it’s pretty presumptuous of George Michael to assume he could get past the heartbreak of being cheated on, enjoy being single for a bit, start going on dates, meet someone he quite liked and *then* fall in love with them, all in the space of a year.
Is anyone else’s Apple products constantly thirsty for updates?
December 18, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Is anyone else’s Apple products constantly thirsty for updates?
That #greggwallace video carrying strong Golden Cleric speech vibes
December 1, 2024 at 10:52 PM
That #greggwallace video carrying strong Golden Cleric speech vibes
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Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist."
RT if Mick is right.
RT if Mick is right.
December 1, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist."
RT if Mick is right.
RT if Mick is right.
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This woman knows what she's talking about, get her elected.
November 29, 2024 at 3:34 PM
This woman knows what she's talking about, get her elected.
I’ve seen a few people have their Xmas trees up already. If you’ve put your tree up in November you need taking out the back and shooting.
November 27, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I’ve seen a few people have their Xmas trees up already. If you’ve put your tree up in November you need taking out the back and shooting.
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Express burries one small detail as it blasts Labour for handing £536 million to ‘foreign farmers’
Almost all of the aid grants that make up the £500m total quoted were given by Conservative governments
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/media/e...
Almost all of the aid grants that make up the £500m total quoted were given by Conservative governments
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/media/e...
Express burries one small detail as it blasts Labour for handing £536 million to 'foreign farmers'
Almost all of the aid grants that make up the £500m total quoted were given by Conservative governments, Peter Stefanovic pointed out.
www.thelondoneconomic.com
November 25, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Express burries one small detail as it blasts Labour for handing £536 million to ‘foreign farmers’
Almost all of the aid grants that make up the £500m total quoted were given by Conservative governments
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/media/e...
Almost all of the aid grants that make up the £500m total quoted were given by Conservative governments
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/media/e...
“And now young Skywalker…you will die”
November 21, 2024 at 11:23 PM
“And now young Skywalker…you will die”
Can we talk about how Matt Gaetz looks like Max Headroom, Elvis, all the Osmonds, Robbie Rotten and Jeff Stelling all at the same time
#Election2024US #USAElection2024
#Election2024US #USAElection2024
November 14, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Can we talk about how Matt Gaetz looks like Max Headroom, Elvis, all the Osmonds, Robbie Rotten and Jeff Stelling all at the same time
#Election2024US #USAElection2024
#Election2024US #USAElection2024
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If you want to see Bluesky add editing and bookmarking posts.
Give this a RT.
Maybe they will hear us!
Give this a RT.
Maybe they will hear us!
November 13, 2024 at 10:03 PM
If you want to see Bluesky add editing and bookmarking posts.
Give this a RT.
Maybe they will hear us!
Give this a RT.
Maybe they will hear us!
What if all the tossers on Twitter come over here and in time trash Bluesky? Then what?
November 13, 2024 at 10:20 PM
What if all the tossers on Twitter come over here and in time trash Bluesky? Then what?
Marge: Look at this place. The house number is spelled out with letters!
Max Power:
Max Power:
November 13, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Marge: Look at this place. The house number is spelled out with letters!
Max Power:
Max Power:
Me trying to think up something groundbreakingly hilarious for my first Bluesky post
November 12, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Me trying to think up something groundbreakingly hilarious for my first Bluesky post