Dan Coulter
@danco.social
Elder millennial. Front-end engineer. Father of cats.
I watch too many movies and log them here: https://letterboxd.com/realastronaut/
He/him. 🏳️🌈Bi
I watch too many movies and log them here: https://letterboxd.com/realastronaut/
He/him. 🏳️🌈Bi
I'm seated right by the wrinkled and folded Radioland Murders poster at the George Lucas Talk Show
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I'm seated right by the wrinkled and folded Radioland Murders poster at the George Lucas Talk Show
This is in my top five most beautiful shots of all time, for sure
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This is in my top five most beautiful shots of all time, for sure
James Brolin's Hair: The Movie (1979)
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
James Brolin's Hair: The Movie (1979)
The only AI I really want is one that will figure out if I’ve fallen asleep and pause my movie for me.
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The only AI I really want is one that will figure out if I’ve fallen asleep and pause my movie for me.
The Strangers Things cast all look like they have mortgages.
November 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The Strangers Things cast all look like they have mortgages.
I was not expecting to hear an acoustic cover of Eddie Murphy's My Girl Wants to Party All the Time when I went out for dinner.
October 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I was not expecting to hear an acoustic cover of Eddie Murphy's My Girl Wants to Party All the Time when I went out for dinner.
I don’t want to hear Paul Hollywood say “nipple deep in a pool” ever again.
October 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I don’t want to hear Paul Hollywood say “nipple deep in a pool” ever again.
@jamesgunn.bsky.social did you try to get a take of the last shot of the dance sequence where Frank wasn't giggling? I think it might be my favorite part.
September 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social did you try to get a take of the last shot of the dance sequence where Frank wasn't giggling? I think it might be my favorite part.
Is it just me or did The Long Walk pointedly have 49 walkers, not 50, even though the entire internet thinks it's 50?
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Is it just me or did The Long Walk pointedly have 49 walkers, not 50, even though the entire internet thinks it's 50?
We drove past a Scooters Coffee in Mascoutah, IL and I said “Mascooters” out loud and Rowan didn’t laugh for some reason.
August 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We drove past a Scooters Coffee in Mascoutah, IL and I said “Mascooters” out loud and Rowan didn’t laugh for some reason.
Me waiting to see which of my cishet Facebook friends eulogizes the latest demon who died
a man is looking through binoculars while laying on a log
ALT: a man is looking through binoculars while laying on a log
media.tenor.com
August 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Me waiting to see which of my cishet Facebook friends eulogizes the latest demon who died
Our IKEA bed we had for the last 10 years broke. I guess you could say it had a malmfunction.
August 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Our IKEA bed we had for the last 10 years broke. I guess you could say it had a malmfunction.
Is it just me or is Barqs colder than Coke?
August 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Is it just me or is Barqs colder than Coke?
I'm obsessed with the recipe for hot buttered Cheerios that I spotted on the back of a Cheerios box in The Dead Zone
August 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I'm obsessed with the recipe for hot buttered Cheerios that I spotted on the back of a Cheerios box in The Dead Zone
At MOBOT after hours to see a big stinky boy
August 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
At MOBOT after hours to see a big stinky boy
The St Louis Zoo red panda came out, laid down on some rocks for two minutes and then went back inside. I can't blame her.
July 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The St Louis Zoo red panda came out, laid down on some rocks for two minutes and then went back inside. I can't blame her.
Do you think this is the first Pope who knows who Grogu is?
May 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Do you think this is the first Pope who knows who Grogu is?
The new Pope is from Illinois you say?
May 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The new Pope is from Illinois you say?
Clown in a Cornfield I know, I know, it's serious
May 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Clown in a Cornfield I know, I know, it's serious
I am happy to report that South Dakota is as tastefully patriotic as ever.
April 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I am happy to report that South Dakota is as tastefully patriotic as ever.
Is Ladyhawke why I’m bi?
April 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Is Ladyhawke why I’m bi?
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
April 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
The Meta AI summarizing Facebook posts is objectively the funniest AI
April 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The Meta AI summarizing Facebook posts is objectively the funniest AI