Literally anything is more believable than handshaking.

But he's not though

I'm glad at least it got to play in a locally owned theater near me

The gender envy 🤌

it’s so weird to look around and realize like, tech and media are materially worse than a decade ago

She looks like a poorly rendered video gake character.

But only lightly less well known is never go up against a Sicilian when naptime is on the line.