Your cat could say all of those. If he wanted. I believe in him

I apologise for Tsukasa's creation, but not my own.

Hell yes.

U(i)nt〃ous(〃) uh゜t〃ates are th(〃)e h〃ane of(〃) my ex(〃)istence.

Don't dare think you need to ask again in your life.
Absolutely.

With all due respect, this is precisely why I cannot call it hanging out. It shortens my life, not lengthens it.

Under strictly NO circumstances is tech support to EVER be classified as "hanging out"!

I will take that as adequate recompense. Begrudgingly.

I suppose I ought to mourn the time I so carelessly discarded helping you on the phone with that old tumblr account, in that case. Forty minutes, all gone to waste. I know you don't use it anymore, Shinakoto.