you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Hat tip: @jessedamiani.bsky.social

our Mother she hungers

Why does he have medals?!?
For eating his dinner like a good little boy 🤦🏻‍♂️

#AbolishTheMonarchy