My mother passed in 1973 following a years long battle with cancer, that's what she named the unusually long lived squirrel who kept breaking into our smoke shed after it developed a taste for flesh, miss her daily, HAPPY MOTHEES DAY

sewers can be very profitable, I used to get my snorkle and clothespin and trawl all day as a summer job back in the 60s

My doc told me I had CD in 1987, Ive suffered greatly ever sense, I miss those far off days when I could eat whatever I want and not have the ole rumblins and a grumblins

last i checked animal planets got a few

They just dont make them like they used to I got one of them old riding mowers when they first came out and boy howdy that thing was strong, i was a riding it one day (just for funsies dont tell my wife) and wasnt lookin too good and mowed clean through my chickens, told the wife a fox done it

I have no clue who this man is but I do love watching curly headed kids kill people

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Fuck wrong account i meant uhh, my poo pop once got his dick stuck in an elmo trying to get my nephews tooth out of it

It is facinating to see how people even in serious discussions will use these joking nicknames, I wonder if it stems from people being so overwhelmed by everything going on they use insults to maintain some sort of feeling of control

you can get a free one from you local meuseum if your quick enough

Thats actualy why I founded the Youth Dance Hall and Buffet, my Mee Maw went to see that one recent band The Doors and the lead singer tore his shirt off, she died of a man nip induced heart attack on the spot

Capitalist heads should have rolled when they made the footlong more than five dollars

This must be the saddest 6 word story ever written, that baby could have ben so rad as the youths say

Back in the 80s all my favourite nephews (except the one that I hate) used to get together and watch CEMG I always thought it was weird how they got away with having that much violence and the playsets oh they were great my favourite was the "Reubens totally real very sharp sword for fighting pals"

The sights I saw in the purges long ago haunt me to this day, now that I'm in children's entertainment (and buffet) I'm a bit more accepted but I still feel my scars

You Sarah can do whatever you set your mind to my poor paw used to work with them Henson folks till they cut him open and shoved their hand up his ass, but I am proud of you for following your dream

Knew a drag performer newswoman back in the day called that, I bore her many children