La comadre
October 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
La comadre
While laying on the floor (for my achey old man back) she dropped her toy on my head. I returned it to her and she dropped it on my head again and just stared at me like, "what about it, idiot"
June 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
While laying on the floor (for my achey old man back) she dropped her toy on my head. I returned it to her and she dropped it on my head again and just stared at me like, "what about it, idiot"
Well if you're paying... 🌚
June 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Well if you're paying... 🌚
Big Norm (biggest and firstest of her name) has laid claim to TWO of my jumpers on the bed so I had to get a third one to wear
May 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Big Norm (biggest and firstest of her name) has laid claim to TWO of my jumpers on the bed so I had to get a third one to wear
"Awww, Norm's reading anime."
May 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
"Awww, Norm's reading anime."
Man, way to drag Alfred for eternity
April 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Man, way to drag Alfred for eternity
Hey @mattipus.bsky.social I saw some funky goth mushrooms in Cornwall this weekend - any idea what they might be?
April 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hey @mattipus.bsky.social I saw some funky goth mushrooms in Cornwall this weekend - any idea what they might be?
It's okay tho, we got it back
April 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It's okay tho, we got it back
"we lost the palo 😳"
April 15, 2025 at 8:54 AM
"we lost the palo 😳"
Just a cool 850g of puer tea, no biggie
March 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Just a cool 850g of puer tea, no biggie
I've been trapped by the baby for almost two hours. My leg (broken) is going numb. Do (not) send help.
February 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I've been trapped by the baby for almost two hours. My leg (broken) is going numb. Do (not) send help.
Don't mind me, just pata-posting that I got a whole row to myself and my pata
February 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Don't mind me, just pata-posting that I got a whole row to myself and my pata
A broken ankle doesn't excuse you from ball-throwing duty, she says
February 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A broken ankle doesn't excuse you from ball-throwing duty, she says
I am once again bringing the gospel of the period cup to any period-haver I come across
January 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I am once again bringing the gospel of the period cup to any period-haver I come across