Can journalists please start CALLING OUT THE BULLSHIT in real time.

I’ve only started watching Taskmaster Aust this week for the first time and have realised I have a little crush on Tom Cashman.

Reasons I couldn’t be a political journalist. “What kind of stupid are you?” Would be my first question a lot of the time. Plus a lack of trained qualifications. I don’t want people to think any hack can do it, outside of Fox News.

Okay, so I just read ‘figure’ skating as ‘finger’ skating and now I want it to be an Olympic sport.

If an actor can create a villainous character that causes uproar from viewers then they have done the work they set out. Is hated #Thanos but at the same time I liked him. #Squidgame2

You do not bag your groceries at the register in Aldi. You just don’t.

I am about 24/29 hours out from fully deleting my twitter account for good. Fuck Elon

If you can master the streets of the inner west Sydney, you can drive anywhere.

I have never caught an Uber in a Nissan Navaro. The back seat is just as uncomfortable as other Nissans so not much difference.

A mall Santa waved at me today. I don’t have kids. Kinda made me smile.

Okay. This is my first post here. Don’t fuck it up. Shipoopi..?